Yesterday I went to the entrance, on it the advertisement 'disappeared cat'.. I go up to the floor - the cat sits and runs.. Well I run to that apartment, I say 'go pick up, or I can't pick up'.. Check running after me.. Show:
This one?
A man has an annoyance and resentment in his voice:
No, not this... This has been brought to us twice today.
and :)

XX: Where are you from?
yyy: from Moscow))
XHH: You are shaking)
Zzz: It’s good that you’ve all gathered in one place and cared for...

Remember one person admired the virus that blocks the system by issuing a message type for "unlocking send SMS with text and enter the received code". I read it, I smiled, and I found this virus. Moreover, the proga is literate, blocking all paths of its circumvention. I sit, I smoke, I think about how much time it will take to format and reset the screw.I call a friend, mol, go out of the problem, in the end he finds a working cage(!!!!!) for the virus. The conclusion goes by itself - Russian losers are so harsh that they hack viruses))

Who could have imagined that BOR would turn into such a shit...

The old calculator had several 1C icons on the desk. The new one asks: "A 1C which pentagram is called?"

<girl>: And I have an antivirus here... He still asks – what do you want to do??? He is stupid!! Ask a girl about that!! What do I want to do now?! I would have burned, I guess.