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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3947
 17.04.2008
I wonder if there are still people who, after reading the name of the Pidzak.avi file, will understand from the first time that it is a jacket?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3946
 17.04.2008
Word emphasizes me the word "ufologists" and proposes to replace it with "urologists"
It seems to me that he knows more about abnormal phenomena than I do.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3945
 17.04.2008
Grinder is coming to us. Welcome to!

FAKJU >> Oh who came to us

Message: Grinder is pushing out the FAKE. Reason: Who has left us?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3944
 17.04.2008
<elder> I read physics
<elder> "Radioactive atoms do not age...
The breakdown of any atomic nucleus is not a death from old age, but an accident in his life.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3943
 17.04.2008
The harsh reality:
If a child is born in America, parents start spending money on university admission.
If a child (boy) is born in Russia, parents begin to save money to cut off the army.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3942
 17.04.2008
Why did she not sleep? He: Yesterday one person made a presentation of himself to prove to me that he is better than the one I live with now. He did not prove. He will reiterate! She: Everything is clear with you. and :-)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3941
 17.04.2008
Why do you always put it at the end of the sentence?? to
Do you think smiley doesn’t work?? to

YYY: programming with mine.
You will understand;

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3940
 17.04.2008
Bu> throw, the phone is ringing - I can't find it in the bag while I cracked - pressed to see accidentally Answer, I hear a voice somewhere, swung the bag completely in the bag - began to answer, there Anton rjet, I gru - the phone in the pad, I can't get it, he even more let's roast
Bu> good that no one was in the office at this time.
Tagged> *ROFL*
Bu> he grit, the first thing I heard was scratching, then my sad voice - I can't find the phone!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3939
 17.04.2008
Cucumbers 0 O
Are you in Greenpeace?
Dead Blood Brothers
I’m not a fool, I’m not a fool.
Dead Blood Brothers
I am for protecting children.
Cucumbers 0 O
by Lan Tychy
Dead Blood Brothers
I destroy the grass and the grass so that they will get less.
Cucumbers 0 O
How right you are.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3938
 17.04.2008
From the words of a girl leaving her notebook on the phone
"Arthur, Arthur, Arthur...Arthur...the mill comes here with you"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3937
 17.04.2008
DimDimich
To what the Russian people have come, I just read "fark.ru" I quote literally:"A man who was in a state of alcoholic intoxication did not notice how he was brutally killed by a companion. Being unaware of the attack on him, the wet man with a knife in his back calmly arrived at home, ate breakfast and went to bed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3936
 17.04.2008
Strast fon Kata (01:10:46 17/04/2008)
not true

Strast fon Kata (01:10:50 17/04/2008)
I am happy.

Strast fon Kata (01:10:54 17/04/2008)
and beautiful

Strast fon Kata (01:10:57 17/04/2008)
and smart

Strast fon Kata (01:11:00 17/04/2008)
and good

Strast fon Kata (01:11:08 17/04/2008)
I am just a treasure.

Mike (01:11:14 17/04/2008)
I would have buried.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3935
 17.04.2008
The Homme –
Why are you, women, so ugly?

Seriously
Probably because it is hard not to be dull when the breasts are always in sight.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3934
 17.04.2008
Mawa: Oh how the head hurts
The vodka?
Mawa: Thinking it will help
Raiden: I think the reason

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3933
 17.04.2008
In the MSU buffet German, studying Russian
The language of the seller asks "bread with oil". The salesman decided to teach.
When he learns a lesson of Russian, he answers: “In Russian, this is called the sandwich.” and ;-)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3932
 17.04.2008
So programmers and sisadmines are two different tribes? And the honesty of dmual shoo some degrade in others...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3931
 17.04.2008
I don’t remember Pin.
He: Do you give it?
He is: Oh
He said, “You give it!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3930
 17.04.2008
The day was.
The door is opened by a boy aged 18-20 years.
I stumble on him on me.
Probably from a minute of silence (he walked out of sight when he saw me from the body in some trousers)
I couldn’t stand the first:
Well?
We invite you too!
Was he fucking?
The meaning?
When did I invite you?
So we invite you!
Where is?
In the Ikea!
and Nahua?
I do not know.
At that moment I closed the door.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3929
 17.04.2008
Dark_Messiah: Walked past school today and realized that a generation is growing up that doesn’t know what Pokémon is!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3928
 17.04.2008
HH: What is it?? to
WOW: Well...it’s when you really want something, and what exactly you don’t know.
XHH: I have understood.
WOW: Even western, when you want something very much, you know what, but not.
WOW: It’s even more western when you want something very much, you know what, you have, and you can’t.
WOW: Well, the westernmost, when you want something very much, you know what, you can, and the westernmost.

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