I live in a small town.There is no city-forming, no money, the city and the whole area is subsidized. Meanwhile, new car salons are opened in the town, the city is filled with steep cars, apartments are built and sold at space prices.

The director of the theatre is a former SS lieutenant. In addition, he is blue.
What does it mean blue?
They used to call them homosexuals. Did he not go to you?
I stopped, I think. As if he stood. He handed me, the journalist. To-To
I was surprised...
I had a conversation with a Frenchman. We talked about
and homosexuality.
We are judged for that, I praised.
Are you not judged for hemorrhoids? It was a French..." (c)

thanks to the unknown reader for quoting about the red spiral dild =)

A: Where have you gathered?
Yes, on holiday, for a week in Greece.
Aaa: Emm... and I’m only in autumn, at best in Egypt (((
Yes, I understand, Hypothekus, the ancient god of new dwellings!
AAA: Worse, according to an ancient belief, he still had a brother Remontos...

xxx: was yesterday at a sabre film, but there is nothing to see there except a couple of Godzilla rings. 4/10 of my assessment.

You haven’t seen Stalingrad yet. There are no Godzilla.

Mah: It will work out.
Iren: Everything is more likely to be done if you learn the rules of using soft signs in wicked verbs
You’ll learn how to use a car replacement!
Iren: Oo Reverse Verbs ahah
Irene: I have broken up =)

A: What has happened here?
A: There was no total shutdown
A: Well epta, you can’t leave it for two days, nikhua doesn’t happen right away)
A: Well yes, it is scary to leave for a month at all.)))
A: Something fucking could happen.
A: and leave behind a lot of no consequences
Damn is dangerous.

XXX is. Me, you and Oleska
OOOU. Oleska is who?
XXX is. One girl
OOOU. Well, it would be strange if Oleska was two girls or a boy.
OOOU. Who is Oleska? They are two familiar boys.

xxx: There was a girl named Nagny at the interview. I could not get rid of the feeling that it was an element of the pornographic table of Mendeleev.

Casino is a business built on bones.

There were times when we were involved in teaching our dog all kinds of tricks, bringing the ball - a good exercise. the daughter sits on the couch, in the hand a clicker, in the box - delicious.. as a snack - carrot cut, from which the dogs are just pulled.. the daughter throws the ball, the dogs are not in a hurry to run, tracks where the ball went, goes to get.. returns with a sad moustache: did not get, the daughter goes to look for the ball, dogs like going with her.. when the daughter returns with the ball, then sees how the dogs quietly rubs the carrots out of the box.. well, who and who trains?

How is a decent girl?
“A nice girl, son, it’s when only you know how badly she can behave!

I am actually very kind. I want to sit in the garden, so that the bitten, tight rabbits jump around, I want to smooth them and feed them... And fate so turns everything that around the fools, fools, fools and no rabbits! And then I jump, catch, figuratively speaking, my samurai sword and... But the fools know how to hide in time. Only I will grab the sword, and they are already hiding! And here I am standing like a fox on names, and around no fools or rabbits.

The Book of Solitude

And also my friend recently went to the ear throat nose. The doctor had an eye name.

Technical support of MMORPG

There is a difference between English and Russian support.
The English woman said that if I don’t have a login – we won’t say which box, if you don’t remember the box – we won’t say a login. You can confirm the possession only by credit card or CD-key'm.
And the Russian asked who threw the character into the game.

"Kandelaki will disrupt "Kalachnikov" for 15 million rubles".

Hi to you! I am Tina Kandelaki. You’ve long estimated the speed of my tachigan...But!
"Khalashnikov" is far faster than ever!

N.N: how literary language to describe the character "shilo in the ass"?
...
N.N: "acute deficit of adventure in the body",wo!

During the operation of the server in the structural unit of Sytninskaya, there was constantly a loud noise.When the accountant's left hand hits the left side of the server's body, the above noise in 75% of cases abruptly stops. 25% require repeated use of physical force. After some time after the disappearance, the external noise from the body of the server again appears and at an increasing rate confidently tries to copy the sound of the flying jet SU-25. Due to the fact that the server is connected to the network constantly, and on weekends. The accountant does not work, then on Monday, when approaching the door to the accounting office, the impression is created that the Su-25 aircraft squadron is undergoing exercises behind it and there is a confident opinion about the server's failure, but when the above actions are applied, the ugly behavior of the server stops.
At the moment, access to information on the server does not cause complaints, which unfortunately can be a temporary phenomenon. Please as soon as possible find out the causes of the external noise and correct the failure.

User: If I find out on which server your fucking program lies, I’ll put it on!
I suggest to admin to transfer it to some of the most heroic servers.
admin1: 192.168.5.16
2nd: Burning

I read the news: using DNA samples of a girl who died 13 thousand. Years ago, researchers demonstrated that the Indians are the closest relatives of the ancestors of the peoples living in Russia.
I understand correctly that the plan has changed and after the Crimean charm we will not move to Alaska, but immediately to the 2nd U.S.?

Prohibition of propaganda is aimed at preventing the formation of a positive image of all this non-Aryan dirt in the heads of children. A parade where people glorify unter... the non-Aryans is not good.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Healthy reasoning, but agree, the “brown-eyed pride parade” is a strange idea. Like "the pride parade of fat lovers", if you stay within the discussion of sexual preferences. Especially in the assumption that it is something innate (and it is not, strictly speaking). What to be proud? Let’s look to the truth: Gay parades are not about orientation, they are about exhibitionism and indulgence.

Guys who conduct and participate in these events do not need the protection of the right to sleep with those with whom they want (to do this do not need parades, for this you need to promote the public consciousness of the idea of the inadmissibility of squeezing the nose in someone else's bed), they need, first, to exhibit their sexual life in front of people to whom it is not of interest at all, and, secondly, to get from outsiders confirmation that their preferences are not perversion. This is a kind of cry: "People! I’m not sure I’m normal, please tell me I’m good!" Of course, the answer won’t be the one they expect.