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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128180
 17.05.2016
Where have you gathered?
I am going to sleep...

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128179
 17.05.2016
to this:
They went looking for a tail in the shops.
today contextual advertising issued, right, "seeking a tail?"
Tell me, who knows how she does it?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128178
 17.05.2016
A dream: our accountant calls me and says that I stumbled on my student photos, and here, say, how slim I was - not what I am now. And he announces me an order from the leadership: to lose weight. So I get a salary increase for the purchase of laxative and toilet paper. He dreams...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128177
 17.05.2016
This is:

"They say, sometimes at night our scammers at power do not sleep,"

— — —
Who told you that nonsense? They sleep, as they sleep!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128176
 17.05.2016
In the background, the blonde says that during the war, the young Katya Furceva extinguished the FUGAS bombs that fell on the city. What shit there are burning horses in the cages...

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The blonde was wrong. They extinguished the ignition bombs until they were destroyed with the expiry of flammable material – a simple job with minimal training. And the fugas, of course, exploded when they fell.

P.S Not everything that is above is from God.
And the people "fixtures" were extinguished.
As a small front.
My sand and my hole bowl.
highly

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128175
 17.05.2016
Yesterday, the online bookstore sent discounts on women's books. I go through the link and read the names: 1. The charming 2nd. The magic of Japanese cleaning

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128174
 17.05.2016
[16.05, 13:18] Katie: I signed an application for vacation
[16.05, 13:19] Lovichek: Dobby gave socks for a while

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