I was at the barber today. Cut the girl. At the end, the hairdresser asked if it was okay or something else to fix. The girl answers:
Everything is fine, just deflore more.
I think the girl was confused or did not think about it :)

111: Tell me what to do. The computer is constantly hanging and you have to restart it with a friend's button.
222: Well, of course you described your problem in detail

I wonder what would happen if you put a really funny quote in the abyss?
They will not understand!

K to IRA!! to
My boyfriend bought a carpet under the mouse. What should I think about this?

Technicist
What did he buy himself a carpet under the mouse? What else to think? Where to buy?

by Prol:
You are not far from the truth.
Was Leo Tolstoy a professional?
The main income Leo Tolstoy received from the occupation of the main labor activity - he was a landlord and oppressed the peasants.
And as a writer, he was an amateur, because he did not receive money for works written in free time from his main occupation.

by KittenGav:
It has fallen!
Record in the resume: professional oppressor of the third class, specialization - peasants. Better than the peasants. and :)
Who is the last on the vacancy of the oppressor?

She: My boss is all the time in the office.
He is: and?
She: After I accidentally invited him to a group of cunnilingus lovers, he came shaved and shaved!
Do you like Coney? 8) is
She: Oh...
He said, “We’ll talk tonight.

XXX: I want to have sex with my wife and her girlfriend.
WOW: And what then?
My wife is against. I think maybe to buy a rubber doll so that she gets used to the presence of a third in bed?
Would it be better to give up a wife and buy two rubber dolls?

by Angela :)
What if the girl looks like a plush mouse? 8p

HEPE
The hair is thick and does not speak? ?

While you are studying in the universe, you observe such a pattern... that the closer the session, the greater the turn to the exchangers near the universe.

111: Type of Aladdin?! to
222: The Arabs
111: But he had a gin.
222: but Jasmine never gave him

AnyaP: until we bought the dishes in the department there was complete romance: scatters - A0, individual wipes - A3, plates - A4...

Status in Ace
*S@M6UKI: I am going to scratch something ]:->
A minute later
S@M6UKI: in confusion

<A$TER> I’m afraid to ask... have you lost something?

L.EBetter go to the dark side of the force. Fill the Legion! The Unlimited Inlet!
Become an Internet zombie!

Ulg: You know the position 69?
Polnoch: Yes... and what?
Ulg: describe
by Polnoch:
— — — — — o
o - u -
Ulg: O_O the SPS...

She: Going to the cinema?
He: I have a cursor =(
She says, “But he won’t take you away! and ;-)
He said, “Hey, she’s going to fuck me!
and
Where are these mythical bodies?and :)
Do they exist at all?and :)

No child, it is fantasy.

Lotox: What happened to the server?
Connect: Naškalnika, may servira pastavil, fribizdia installa učinil, apachi sabral, pyhape patключиль, sapuju, and anono - ajambeh pashambe echelbe satanama!
Lotox: Kirill, if you don’t start expressing yourself normally, we’ll find a new system administrator. I repeat the question – what happened?
Connectivity – what? It happened... )
Lotox is crazy.

I’ve heard you’re fascinated by martial arts?
2: yes and what?
Can you show me how they beat in the Teuvando?
2: Yes, but take into account that Teuvando will be sick later...

I know what to do to be afraid of everything!!! to
2nd :?? to
Make the National Anthem of the Imperial March of Star Wars
You will say that the Emperor has recently been elected.

Session is when at 4:00 (AM) at night a person's status in the aske suddenly with unavailable changes to Kusaja :(

I was surprised by the shit. I encountered the bosses in the drives and I don’t think for a long time, a thousand of them in the fingers, a hole "PIP"))))))))))