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[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №30163
 17.05.2010
here here :
XXX: I can write in the shell standing
YYY: I am too. If the shell is below me
I am in any.
You are better.
xxx: I can put on a scarf
Yyy: from the sex?
YYY: It will not fly!
Do we argue?
The standard ceilings.
XXX: Flying
XXX is discussed.
I don’t try the electricity. I have low ceilings, I can see what goes on.
5 seconds to think.
Tagged: fucking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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The guys! Refer to where it is. Respect the work of the cleaners of your psychiatric clinic!

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30162
 17.05.2010
here here :

Nude, I don’t know what to do.
BeLMeR: I have an idea... Press your tongue between your lips and blow!! to
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You are a cock!! It is ?
Who else? ? )
SMF

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30161
 17.05.2010
to this:

In the Kaluga region, police are investigating a robbery with a curious final. The victim turned the criminal and turned him into her sex slave for three days. Both the rapist and the robber are facing prison.

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Six months without sex, after this news, I thought:
"Maybe the door will not be locked for the night...mwahaha!"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30160
 17.05.2010
How was it to live 40k years ago?
Imagine you’re dumb, hairy and you don’t have a niche!
YYYYYYYYYYY
HGH: Although not
Tagged: weather
I’m still dumb, hairy and I don’t have a niche.
HH: So nothing really has changed (

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №30159
 17.05.2010
Today in the traffic jams on the Borovsky Highway saw a guy on a motorbike, a blue glass is glued on the helmet, and a paper on the back of "YAA Migalko".

Respect to you! ?

[ + 76 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30158
 17.05.2010
A 22-year-old Canadian tourist from Canada survived the bite of a rare poisonous spider in New Zealand. The spider hit the young man in the most vulnerable place - the genitals.
The comment pleased - Who sucked out the poison? ))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30157
 17.05.2010
Speaking of the students:
I want to: haha! That is something else. my friend on the oitshnjaga is studying, told how they on the sliding button in the sorting paste a paper with the inscription "Update"!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30156
 17.05.2010
by Habr
Read the history of the Internet. For example, the case as a hacker entered the control of the satellite and took it into the open space. That case prompted serious thinking about security and network separation.
The poor hacker.
The hacker was not caught.
When he was caught, he was taken to the open space.

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30155
 17.05.2010
XX: Here, I started to study English. I teach every kind of childhood.
XX: Erši шы ф зут
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
You were fucking fucked. You are learning Albanian.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №30154
 17.05.2010
Oh well?
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Oh, you are the fool in the green shirt, who was smiling and in the car looked through my shoulder, and the shirt is driving to the right, clinging to the phone?
I am O_O
You will answer me for the body xDDDDDD
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Fucked on?! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30153
 17.05.2010
I am (22:49:23 13/04/2010)
Today my mother and daughter (80 years old) came to the examination... hysterical. Naughty to the limit - broke without a line, the girl (healthy, like a tank) in her arms almost carried... cried for the diagnosis of "little circulatory changes" - ah-ah, how, she is so young.
I am (22:50:32 13/04/2010)
The girl is all in piercing, with pink hair and a jacket with rabbit ears on the cap... in the direction.
I (22:52:03 13/04/2010)
and normative dystonia. A complicated history. Taking into account gabitus recommended MRI of m". We were crying. All of. It is really super.
Sister (22:53:20 13/04/2010)
I did not understand the direction.
I am (22:53:24 13/04/2010)
Normative dystonia is the norm.
Sister (22:53:59 13/04/2010)
AAAA
I (22:54:01 13/04/2010)
Complicated history-it's puzzled relatives, gabitus is the appearance
Sister (22:54:38 13/04/2010)
and :)
I am (22:54:52 13/04/2010)
Hm, the directing doctor – good... warned... They probably took his brains out. Most importantly, a healthy woman.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №30152
 17.05.2010
A drunk woman is little different from an inflated woman.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30151
 17.05.2010
~<[D0zZzA NaRk03a]>~ Boogal to boogaltery..

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №30150
 17.05.2010
xxxh: I work as a logist in a company engaged in the supply and sale of Polish clothes
Suppliers are burning napalm. Invois sent a price for a new delivery today. We will soon have the "JABLUZKO women’s collection" and the "JAKURTKO men’s top clothes" :)

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30149
 17.05.2010
The other friends, Marinka and Dimka, have a cat named Anus. It was very nice to hear from Dima the phrase when Marina and I came from the village that summer: "Anus was something dirty, I washed it. While washing - all the hands scratched".

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №30148
 17.05.2010
by V0G:
Today, in the subway, the aunt preached the Word of God loudly and long. On the paragraph about the death sins, a wandering musician with drums entered the wagon and began to play the beat.

by V0G:
The aunt continued to weep relentlessly, calling for repentance, threatening a fiery fire and some terrible punishment.

by V0G:
And the match would have ended if some uncle didn’t get a saxophone.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №30147
 17.05.2010
I like Vasya and Petra. Vasya is outward, and I like Petya as a soulful man, he has such a cool ass!
You have strange notions about the soul.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30146
 17.05.2010
Q: What is the toughest pain technique: "turn" the neck or pull out the arm?
What to do to hit a little foot

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №30145
 17.05.2010
to this:

We went to Ulyanovsk on a business trip. There is a monument to the letter "Y". So, the funny question about visiting this monument is: "Did you have Y?"

This is one of the most important things in the world.

What if you ask "have you "? =) is

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30144
 17.05.2010
In the Provider Forum:

Help me to recognize the movie!
I don’t know if this movie is out or not. The essence of it is that two aunts get into the storm and hide in the house of a sick psychic, who then torments them and eventually seeks them with another pepper, so that one creature gets.

There was a similar story on Sisam Street.

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