I am going to school, four little girls are going in front of me, one is spotting, then this conversation:
Oh, girls, I’m stuck, don’t you know what it’s for?
(The dark girl answers) WOW: Maybe someone will die.

How to go to bed at 4 a.m. and wake up at 6 a.m.
Read about it in my book: "Nothing is wrong"))

I go with my friends (only three people) to the store. There are three adult men under the age of 40-50, with bottles of beer in their hands. When they pass by, the biggest one turns around and says, “Lord, do you not want to be beat three-on-three?” We are "No, thank you" They broke up and broke up.)

The interview with the drunken participant of the Occupyobay, who has been sitting in the camp for the third day:
In Russia, it is impossible to get an education, it is impossible to start a business.
Have you tried to enter the university, to open a company?
No, but it is so clear that it is unrealistic.

Such an opposition.

The longer I live, the more I feel that Pelevin is a documentary writer.

Q: What kind of shit do you have, Daddy? I am a Devil! Do you not see the difference?" And he went away. In addition to the bombs our conversation heard the whole transition.)))

The best with the propaganda of atheism is the RPC.)

And the potatoes! You won’t even want that in the rainbow.

The Roman
Welcome to you! O Rahat-Lukum of my heart! I ask you to throw away all the sweetness of your midnight care, for I appeal to your astonishing mind. Can I ask you just one question?
by Daniel
Light of my eyes
The Roman
Did you do the coursework assigned by the honorable elder and our mentor Mikhail ibn Mikhail Gorshkov?
by Daniel
No is
For this honourable old man cannot drive you out of my heart, which belongs entirely to you.
The Roman
Apparently I cannot recognize those simple and elegant lines, full of loud words, which need to be drawn on the first twist of the roll.
by Daniel
These lines must first be drawn in your soul, and then the honorable old man will put you on his right hand, and with his wrinkle hand he will make an account.
The Roman
Blade to!
by Daniel
) 😉 😉 😉
Write this pearl.
You are like a man.
The Roman
Okay to Hole!1! 1!

The boy raised by Sasha Grey doesn’t know how to eat a banana.

Tell me, girls, am I a fool or is he a maniac? It’s not normal to be like that, right?

>> You are not only a fool, but also a fool. And he is just the purest phlegmatic of the journey, low excitability, the ability to smooth out angles in relationships. You never "disserted", all the negatives went out when traveling to the sea\to the mountains\ somewhere else. You are stupid twice.

From the Auto Forum:
Tell me how the drives of the front wheels die?
...
The SSC died silently.
They simply died.
They were thrown up to whistle.
In the hole they were hard...

When another beggar knocked at our window on the lightforest, the husband spoke with an exhausted voice: "Employed."

Did you see Vasco?
Yyy : Aha This is the whole false.
YYY: Famous
YYY : Blow
Yyy: Paphos
xxx : xd

Who in childhood thought that in the song "Went out on the shore of Katyusha"
Do you mean a truck with a reactive minomet?)))

On the topic "Game of Thrones":
My wife and I are lazy walking on an empty beach (not the season), picking up stones, shells...
I found a beautiful little stone.
Look at the dragon’s egg!
I’m chatting a little.
I: It hurt...
H: That’s why it collapsed?

Who is there in the bushes?
“Miracles,” replied the Cheshire Cat.
What are they doing there?
As is the case with miracles, they happen.

My husband only once in a conversation with me used the word "dear", and then, with a question mark, when he asked about the price of the body I bought.

"I sell beautiful soap cheap with lip flowers"
Flowers do not care, soap in which domain?

Pashko: The largest wave ever recorded by humans was observed near the Japanese island of Ishigaki in 1971. The wave was 85 meters high. I would dive.)
Sergey: And I would joke, and then dive.
Pashko: I thought it went further... and throw all who were in front of me crazy... I’t dive into this toilet))))
Sergey: Here's a loss and I't dive

My 8 year old son asks me.
200 grams is how much?
My first thought was “200 grams is a glass,” but I said instead.
200 grams is two chocolates.