The Last Planet of the Monkeys:

Number of 5. Whisperer
Among the aggressive humans there are almost no blacks, and the main villain is white snow.

Number of 6. Ku Klux Klan from Faith Fan!
This is so that the viewer can distinguish which side of the monkey is.

Alena: I drank wine, Spain, "from carefully selected grapes"... I began to sneeze, my nose stopped breathing.

Julia: I drank wine containing sulfur dioxide. I woke up in the morning with a condom in my pop. Morality: Not everything is as harmful as sulfur dioxide. It is important to know the measure in alcohol.

In Tatarstan proposed to make Halal Internet.
I am a Tatar. I am ashamed of the Islamic brain of the Tatars.

Shut up, shut up fire!
Where are you from here?
Which kind of sludge
Do you hear a loud voice?
From which the height comes
Your unusual image?
What a thick forest
Have we had such bits?
Soft feet, stripes of burning
From whom came the bats?
Whose playful hand
Has a hammer?
whose skilled teeth
Was it along the body?
Kitty, Kitty, come out to us
I will give you sausages!

Forcing to work (free in the original quote) is the deprivation of this right. So what is the difference?

The difference in the amount of rights you are losing. Chicken potatoes and other mandatory work - one level. Working house, debt or just prison is another level. Army - third level (you may be legally forced to die). The state of slavery is the last, deepest level. If you mix it all into one phenomenon by one formal feature, I find it superficial, although for some, property is theft. In general, a strong work on this subject – Michel Foucault’s Birth of the Prison, there the social mechanics of coercion is thoroughly uncovered.

While you were at a rally, a woman who was losing weight by summer eaten your corneal!

Yesterday, my brother complained to me that Peter still has no leaves, and there was no snow in the winter, but it was sliced and dumb. It was decided that due to global warming, there will now be only two seasons: cold cold and warm cold.

I understand everything... Contracts, analysts...
But calling the function dogs_anal() is a overdrive.

Judging by the next Ukrainian ban, the main sponsor of the Maidan was Zuckerberg.

I strictly sit on a diet: in the morning - yogurt with tea, at lunch - coffee with yogurt, and for dinner - a light salad of sausages, peelings, chicken, bread and fish. So we live.

16:44:35: you make tea with hibiscus, it is first dark color
16:44:44: and then slowly colored in the color of blood
16:44:47 O_O

xx: hands of different sizes by 0.5-1cm. Is it terrible? They even look different.
yy: restrict sites 18+

Discussion of the extender
- Judging by the price, this is the work of Italian masters of the early-mid-18th century, very worthy!

to this:
May God let these people, who are outraged by child cowards, never fail to pass the laws.

And the Millions?? to

Who is? Who is? WHAT are these four hundred people with a tail, who licked another sad discharge of a pedophile friend? And they still walk among us and pretend to be normal people.

In the eighth grade bought a book - "training a skiing athlete", three times a week after lessons ran on the ski track, mastering different techniques of running. And here, finally, comes the day of my triumph - the count on physical education (skiing).



I start, I work clearly with my sticks, I keep the pace. In a few minutes I’ll hear – skiing! Healthy as a salmon twin from our class, holding both sticks under the mouse and smoking a cigarette (! It moves around me and moves forward.



After this episode, the skies went to the balcony, and the book - to the maculature.

About the fashion virus Wanna Cry, from some news site:
The authors approached the writing of the virus non-trivially. This is the first time a virus spreads on its own. This means that it was clearly not written by students", says the information security specialist."
Does the phrase seem strange to me?? to

From the factory, both socks in a pair come absolutely the same, but when you stretch one socks on your left leg, the other automatically becomes right) And instantly, regardless of the distance between your legs

This is genius, genius :)

XXX: It seems that the three laws of officials are:
XXX The First Law. An official cannot by his actions benefit the people or by his inaction allow the people to benefit.
XXX: The Second Law. The official shall obey the instructions of the chief, unless this is contrary to the First Law.
XXX: The Third Law An official shall take care of his own safety unless this is contrary to the First and Second Laws.
YYY: The first and second places need to be changed, right?
XXX: I do not have to. If the boss went crazy and came up with something useful, it is not a reason to execute his orders.

He decided to re-read the Constitution, but on the first pages realized that he had already grown out of fairy tales.