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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150281
 17.05.2018
I believe in God, so I rarely go to church.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150280
 17.05.2018
Glenn Beck: "Many Catholics are outraged by the modest clothes of the Pope of Rome (shows a photo of the Pope of Rome), saying he is dressed somehow not papally. I recommend them to change their confession and turn to the Russian Orthodox Church. Their Pope (showing a dozen photos of the Patriarch) has more costumes than singer Beyonce changes at her concerts.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №150279
 17.05.2018
Residents of Volokolamsk proposed to move urban landfills to the sparsely populated areas of the Moscow region with low population density.
For example the rubber.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №150278
 17.05.2018
I take a taxi and sit in front of the driver. It is not uncommon to see Tajik. There is a crowd of Chinese people at one stop. Everyone went into the room and one of them sat down at me. He turned out to be very word-loving and told him in russian that he has been in Russia for several years, and then friends came to him, now the city shows them.

The international route

Literally, at the next stop, three African Americans sit in the route - two of them are acquainted, and the third is himself, in addition to the Russian military uniform.

The route was full, and one black guy had to stand.

And here is the following picture before me: Russia, a Tajik driver in Russian addresses a Chinese in English to ask a standing black guy to sit down, or the haishniki can be fined. The Chinese long searches for words, after all, the black passenger sits down and clearly pronounces in pure Russian: "Let me sit, sit..."

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