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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №152295
 17.05.2019
I waited today at the children’s clinic until the child’s X-rays were taken. Mother and son were sitting next door. The boy is not to be stuck, but his eyes are confused, like the eyes of a bad cat. His mother taught him before swimming competitions. At first, he spoke quietly. About the fact that it is not necessary to lay out on the heating, it is better to repeat the turn from the back to the brace.

And then suddenly:

“Who is your main enemy? and!! Who is? Answer, who is your main enemy?

The boy blows, “Who, who is my chief...”

Mother: I am afraid! Fear is your biggest enemy! What do you need to overcome fear?”

The boy: “It’s necessary...”

Mother: You have to be confident in yourself. Are you sure of yourself? Tell me, are you confident in yourself?”

Here the radiologist came out and called me to the office, so I did not hear the answer. I think my pants were wet.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №152294
 17.05.2019
For the last 30 years, my dad has cut a few branches of sirene and flies every spring.

He squeezes them into a bucket. And no matter what in the world they are or in a quarrel - it must give to my mother.

“Look what a bucket of cabbage I gave you. He always speaks when he gives it.

Dad is an irreparable romantic.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №152293
 17.05.2019
There is nothing more stupid than the confidence in tomorrow.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №152292
 17.05.2019
At nine in the morning, I went to the shower, bound my hair with cowards, so as not to get wet. At three o’clock in the afternoon, after two meetings, we walked through half the city. I forgot to remove it from my head.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №152291
 17.05.2019
If the sanctified satellite did not go into orbit, it means that it is sinful and has nothing to do in heaven.
Explanatory note from Roscosmos.

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