XHH: By the word - he was passing by the subway, was stopped by a young man in red. On the question "Are you connected to the MTS?" he replied negatively, which to his surprise heard "Well and right".

The wise age, but the wise never.

I traveled to Prague with my dad for a long time.
The plane landed in Sheremetyevo 1 instead of 2.
And my brother met us in Sheremetyevo 2.
Dad stayed in Sheremetyevo 1, and I went on the bus to find my brother.
I forgot my papers and glasses.
He was shaved, dressed in shirt and shirt.
Long walked on Sheremetyevo 2 and looked into the passers, trying to see
The Brother.
Eventually, a sergeant stopped me and brought me to the local.
Department of Police.
The Mayor asked who I was and what I was doing.
I said I am a mathematician, I do mathematics.
The mayor asked who Sophia Kovalevskaya was.
I answered that it was Karl Weirstrass’s student.
The Major politely apologized and horribly asked the sergeant, "You who are here?"
brought it?”
The incident was exhausted.

Russia has banned imports of white milk.
Non-compliance with some regulations.
Yes, it is too natural.

Where is justice???? to
My wife has a cat, she is constantly dressing with him, she runs, she holds on her arms... and this fox, when I sleep, beats me with the nails on my ass and crawls under the couch. Until I wake up. One time he fucked his foot so that he struck the wall. I now live with a friend...
Let the fucking cat fuck you and make money!!!! to
The best plz.

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Questions from the EEA on History
One of the main reasons for the foundation of St. Petersburg was
Peter I had a cold that required sea air.
2) The need to settle in the Baltic Sea for a successful continuation of the war with Sweden
The Pre-Mortal Will of Alexei Mikhailovich
4) The need to ensure the work of the free masses of peasants and craftsmen

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So I imagine Peter I Ascending Peter to get rid of the cold.

The Nail
What can you do to cure this cold?

Passengers shake their faces.
Freezing day by day.
The frozen birds fall
The trees are sad.

Their bodies are left in the snow
Traces, like wounds from bullets.
So cold that the thought freezes.
I didn’t go in July. :D

From the Fire:

At the time of my punk youth, I was a "white-haired boy of eighteen years."Well, more precisely, very black-haired, hair under the shoulder and jeans clothes and a T-shirt - full of unisex :) With a moustache that barber barely touched. Then I came back from my birthday.
How can a punk get back from his birthday? Essentially, quite well "subshofe".. And in the barely engaged summer summers this miracle jumped on me and showed my genitalia. Probably, my young and alcoholic brain, thought that this was a new way of greeting such and it was quite fit into my informal unformal position :)
The perversion smelled and swallowed with an offended voice... And I realized the events only in the morning :)

Discussion of the impressions of one girl from passing the medical commission to a medical school.

"But imagine the condition of a 15-year-old girl, whom a 2-meter-old uncle-surgeon holds with two hands over her chest (he is touching the subject of the tumor), looks into her eyes and asks with a penetrated voice: "Do you have a flat foot?"

XXX: I’m all over.

xxx: now it's clear that it's not just over us in the military commission that they are bullying))

xxx: No, shake up, the surgeon in the military chamber touches the eggs and asks, “Is there a peel?”

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to

YYY: * is dead

XXX is AHA. Fear in the eyes of the perceived and silent question: "Where?"

Bringed a friend-teacher composition on the topic of partiotism (written by a 10-class student) - on the topic of patriotism:
We know many examples of patriotism among the heroes of our country. Remember Anna Karenina, as she heroically threw under the train and exploded all who were in it.

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