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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17339
 17.06.2009
GenieW43
in Spanish "virginity" - virginidad
GenieW43
It sounds like the name of the city.
GenieW43
Good traveler enter the glorious city of Virginidad - you will not believe your eyes!
The adventure of the cascade awaits you. Are you ready? Open up, Cézanne
Jane Doe
and ROFL
GenieW43
be wicked and cruel,
A beautiful east.
Pull up your cloth – and go ahead! xd

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17338
 17.06.2009
I am jealous of my boyfriend for his breasty elephant from the line...he is fucking fucking with her...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17337
 17.06.2009
Did you fuck Masha, without a rubber and ended up in her?! to
Well, by itself, yes
-That is, of all the methods of contraception in the 21st century, you decided to use:"Pray grandmother,Pray grandfather,I don't want children yet!"?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17336
 17.06.2009
Putin on television about Belarus: "Whoever calls himself so is called."
The bed

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17335
 17.06.2009
I decided today on a friend of the EEG in physics. Literally (I can show the photo):

A10: The temperature of the iron piece weighing 200g decreased from 70' to 50'. How much heat has the particle given?"

Answers: a)256J; b)2.56kJ; c)128J; g)1.28kJ

Solution: energy = mass * heat capacity (table data) * change of temperature =
0.2*460*(70-50)=1840 J 0_o

Well, I think it's okay, in the table of Egeshna, I went to Wikipedia, there is a heat capacity of iron 450 (i.e. Reply to 1800

Now I understand why of the 750,000 graduates on 100 points write about 100: little that you need to know the subject, you still need to guess what answer 'true' (:

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17334
 17.06.2009
Sergo113: The goal of Russia is obvious is to capture the whole world!! to
Gabitus: And do we need it?
Aliens are clean. :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17333
 17.06.2009
Photo-girl near a typical Russian bath with 2 chihuahua, comments:

Jordan Davidson at 12:56 on 23 May
They don't have chihuahuas in Russia, do they? LOL

Inna Zaytseva at 11:21 on 09 June
Yes, we don't. They are afraid of our bears...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17332
 17.06.2009
C65: Wikipedia is burning)))
Articles about pop music

Features of

One of the most important features of Russian pop and pop in general, the absolute spiritlessness and stupidity of the texts, and the absence of music as such.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17331
 17.06.2009
Good luck, happiness and joy to all!
SUPPORTER: shit, ass wishes me good luck and joy...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17330
 17.06.2009
S...S....m: When I was studying at the technare, we had a teacher in Russian. And we once had a dictator, I, as always, forgot the notebook at home, and decided to write on a double sheet. Three pages succeeded. I wrote, all okay, she grit type: not all will be handed over, but selectively.
S...S....m: Well, I think, oh, I have a not controversial assessment, I don’t need to, and let’s go over the edges with a stepler, my last name is at the end of the list, so I’ve already had time to scrape.
S...S....m: And here she calls my name, and to smoke me in the bush, I still have to smoke before a couple, oh.
S...S...M: So I gave up.
S...S...M: On the next lesson I was returned a leaflet. All the scraps were carefully cut. And the leaflet was completely glued to death from the inside. I did not know the evaluation >.<

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17329
 17.06.2009
Do you consider yourself a final loser?? to
2nd and (
1st Start-up programming games
1st Tap once in any square!
1st You see - it has not exploded, so it is not all lost!!))
Thank you friends!!! )

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №17328
 17.06.2009
from ZH:

This is where my mom grows. Hole and Hole. Plans are built. Metropolitan wants to become... a doctor. The genetics.
And the child grows, becomes Sisadmin, and fucking.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17327
 17.06.2009
I am young, smart, beautiful and the rest. It usually ends: Long time no sex, where to find a normal man?
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Girls, it’s already a hole. You don’t give first, and then you don’t. There are normal men around. be careful. Maybe someone loves you but you don’t pay attention to them? Did you love it and you abandoned it? Or just did not notice? You do not appreciate what they do for you and what they feel about you. Do not appreciate moving from another city (9000 KM!, and only for love). Do not value gifts, love, or romance. And after all that was good (yes, there was bad, but nothing is perfect) - you get stuck in the dirt by betrayal. And then the bad starts. But it ends quickly and the good continues. Do not appreciate it anyway. And what remains? You are looking for a "good man". When they come out of the skin - do not appreciate, when because of this we cool - throw away, when not - look. Of course, it is not just so said. Just recently on BORA I saw a quote exactly written by my ex. Since I do not want to write directly to her (I am uncomfortable after what she did), I write to all the other girls - look around, you need someone. Or were needed. You just missed it or missed it all. Do not say that something is wrong with you if you are to blame for it. There are normal men, you just don’t see them.
I am not looking for a girl, I am not suffering from old love, I am just tired of such quotes.

[ + 0 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17326
 17.06.2009
A big and brutal guy, with a tattoo and a beard, 2 courses of mechmat... Well, come to the cute blonde-EVThnice, with whom you sometimes ride in the same bus, and we will meet... and??

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17325
 17.06.2009
The coincidences...
I am in the subway, a couple are sitting in front of me. Nobody around not noticed, the guy is constantly whispering something to the girl's ear, and she is shy. In the meantime, the train arrives at the station. The guy was slightly overwhelmed with epithetics along the way, because the girl's eyes were sharply rounded, she stood up, dropped the guy's sound bark and left the car. And at this very moment, the dictator announces with a solemn voice: "Dynamo Station". I was smiling all the way :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17324
 17.06.2009
Filed to:Terminator 4 "

XX: I was delighted with 2 minutes of Schwarzenegger in the frame. The movie budget is over.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17323
 17.06.2009
I went to rest on the lake in tents, I was my girlfriend and her niece.
So you won’t believe... the 15-year-old niece took a fan!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17322
 17.06.2009
From a familiar story:
This was my acquaintance in general, she was constantly smoking grass before, it was at the time when I was swallowing regularly... so, I had a drunken habit of telling the same story to the same person several times. I did not remember that I had already told her), and this acquaintance just always forgot almost immediately what she was told about - and here we were rotting, like we were the perfect couple...)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17321
 17.06.2009
Postinor simply causes early drug miscarriage. Horrible hormonal failures. Results delayed in time. A whole bouquet,and such as you, men who do not understand pharmacology beyond the pills that a aunt in turn advised, and did not dream of.Women's health is very fragile, and I am upset by such advice of educated men. ...
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Sorry for entering...
Postinor (Escapel) contains the same (levongestrel) synthetic hormones as OK (Oral Contraceptives) but in large quantities. As a result, the egg cannot be fertilized, but if this has already happened (hence the limit of 24-36 hours), then the pill will not directly affect the embryo (abortion will not be).
All the main danger of this method of contraception is in the hormonal boom (from which it can be nausea, shift in the menstrual cycle, bleeding as with menstruation) and the load on the liver. Use not more than once in half a year.
Congratulations to the gynecologist.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17320
 17.06.2009
One of the great quotes of our computer science lesson:
"You would only play in dolls... large and rubber."

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