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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99335
 17.06.2014
Today was a high-tech celebration.

Waiting for the bus. I noticed that instead of the usual tapestry, an electronic board was installed.

And there are messages:

Information is updated.
Installation of modem.
Initialization of the modem.
Registration in the network.
Turn off the modem.

Then the same thing in a circle.
Innovation is moving across the country. They are stuck in one place.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99334
 17.06.2014
Today I learned that there are articles on numbers on Wikipedia. For example, the number 253. It turns out that it is a natural number between 252 and 254. It is informative! I wonder how many of these articles are?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99333
 17.06.2014
to write objections to appeal to the administrative court of Sevastopol
The question arose in which language to write (by habit began in Ukrainian, but Ukrainian - the state in the Republic of Crimea, and Sevastopol has a separate status)
Call to the Legislative Assembly.
What language is your state language?
The answer killed: I don't know, I need to clarify, call back later ))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99332
 17.06.2014
Wife: Listen, it seems like the pigeons are gathering a nest on our balcony.
I: Yeah yeah!
I went out to the balcony and looked.
I’m coming from behind, so what?
... and letting!! What are you scaring me? I thought it was them! O_0

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99331
 17.06.2014
We will not subsidize Russian Gazprom. Ukrainians will not take out of their pocket $5 billion a year for Russia to buy arms, tanks, aircraft and bomb Ukrainian territories for that money. Arseniy Yatsenyuk

Am I not understanding something? It seems to me that it is Ukraine that for Gazprom’s money buys aircraft and bombs Ukraine. "truth is a lie", "peace is war", "love is hatred"...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99330
 17.06.2014
— — — —
Probably the fact is that the color of the slime is a symbol of the beginning of the bloom, since the slime blooms in Japan one of the first, and the wrinkles are the hand of a person, whose youth and bloom has already passed, so the smell is sad. The owner’s hand.
— — — —
And for us, it is sad that obvious things need to be chewed... This is the current level of education.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99329
 17.06.2014
I will explain to the "explaining"
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Let me explain to the "intelligent":

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?

No, it's not a shit at all.. the predator is not dumber than you, believe me.. If you were writing the assignment yourself, you could explain to the predator that the names are the same, and the content is his own.. This is what he expected from you - because it is he who checks your knowledge, and not the opposite.. but you didn't know it? and :)
and...
This is because of the fact that the lectures are taken by fools who understand the subject as well as you (that is, they do not understand at all) - and such problems arise. These are standard libraries, they MUST be the same. It is like in the drawing of a steam car to add to the fact that standard screws with gauges and clamps are used. You did not know that, right? and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99328
 17.06.2014
With 4PDA, discuss the program with live landscapes:

jackpoint55: I once had this program on the notepad.It looked interesting.Especially with sound effects.The cock sings, the dogs give.Romance and realism at once.

Pauk3331: You are there with dogs more carefully. :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99327
 17.06.2014
How much has already been discussed on the subject of the dependency of the size of the jeep on the length of the penis, but yesterday personally saw the most self-critical number on the beige X5 - x005cm.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99326
 17.06.2014
The Dilettant:
Let me explain to the "intelligent":

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?

No, it's not a shit at all.. the predator is not dumber than you, believe me.. If you were writing the assignment yourself, you could explain to the predator that the names are the same, and the content is his own.. This is what he expected from you - because it is he who checks your knowledge, and not the opposite.. but you didn't know it?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Are you, sorry, also teaching programming, or honestly transferring your teaching experience from another discipline?

The problem is that the contents of these files are identical to those found on the Internet, and that’s okay! Because these are connected third-party libraries ("Code reuse", did you not hear?). The teacher who discusses this issue in the plane "plagiarism" is a real pest who needs to be driven out of the profession with suckles.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99325
 17.06.2014
Before Xusha started Twitter, she had no friends at all.
The last hope was lost with Twitter.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99324
 17.06.2014
From Goa. Discuss the new survival action update for The Forest:
Have you added fish to the lake?
“Nahren, the piranha must be taken right away, the hand of the Greek in the river...
Can you imagine the Russians going there?
Would you push a Greek and catch a fish on him?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99323
 17.06.2014
Today the aunt on the move stood up and stands on the matrix, already the shlaubaum was raised and she stands... She’s beaten, and she’s choked... Then she goes out and begins to scream: “Why are you nervous, what’s better if I go to work unpainted?”"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99322
 17.06.2014
The alarm ringed in the morning. I turned it off with the thought "After five minutes I will lie down" and I fell asleep.
I dreamed of a dream as if I came from the future and said:
Well, you can still sleep in principle, because you will come to work earlier today
I wake up, I come to work, I tell a dream.
I leave the office and... "Good morning, Tatiana Sergeevna" - greetings
The guard at the entrance with the chief accountant just arrived!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99321
 17.06.2014
30/04/2003 xxx: How do I do that when I start running the script I need??? to Freebsd --/usr/local/etc/rc.d/
What about OpenBSD?? to
13/06/2014 yyy: see rc.subr(8), and if still relevant for OpenBSD 3.x - /etc/rc.local. Thank you for the quick response.

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99320
 17.06.2014
real_max: Monday the 16th of June I regularly send my Kyiv acquaintance cold snacks recipes. When it comes in, there will be a scandal, probably.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99319
 17.06.2014
I hurt. I treat as I can. I look at the composition of the rinse - contains alcohol, spray - contains alcohol. Drops, dissolving pills are the same. I am sick and not sick.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99318
 17.06.2014
While lying in the nursery, a neighbor in the room in a lunar attack grabbed my shoulders and shaken, thinking I was her husband. That was scary. She woke up less than a minute later and was also scared - you try to wake up your husband, and he turns into a kind of aunt right in your hands... and only then you realize that it was a dream, and in front of you a neighbor in the room - horror! How we both did not give birth with a scare, I don’t know myself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99317
 17.06.2014
About the Jews bla bla bla.
The price is 12 250 O_O.
A week later, the owner of the store called me (the discount was registered via the questionnaire), complained about difficult times and told me in a confident tone that the purchase price for this refrigerator was 14,500.
P.S. By mutual agreement, the difference up to 14,500 I supplemented and asked not to dismiss the enriched consultant.
____
Man, the bad news. The real Jew was the owner of the store.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99316
 17.06.2014
A: What about the salary?
DD: This Week
DD: generally, the topic of wages resembles the topic of death in the Game of Thrones
Q: What do we say about salary? Not today!
A: =))))))))))

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