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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150525
 17.06.2018
Yesterday, a neighbor of 80 years came to my future. He says:

I thought, let you write your house over to my grandchildren, and you will move to me to take care of me, and before I die I will give you my house.

Great business plan, I agree.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №150524
 17.06.2018
A generous wolf is not sorry for the grass for the lamb, but a greedy lamb is sorry for the meat for the wolf.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150523
 17.06.2018
I cannot share. In short, my daughter met a guy on the Internet. A week in mail. Studying in the militia. Two weeks of communication. have never seen. Today my eternally hungry student complained to him that food was just pasta. Half nine in the night. He sits and prepares for exams.

Suddenly this guy calls her (never seen!) and says:
Go out! Pepper brought you.

I ask her, raw or cooked. He says cooked. He said he would not leave until he fed her.

What happened, I don’t know yet, the phone is silent. Now, probably, he sits down and decides what to do: go for pellet or pasta to eat. She said no one had come to her date before. with the pellets.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №150522
 17.06.2018
Trump said Crimea is Russian because everyone speaks Russian. He has never been to Brighton.

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