I have lived in America for a couple of years. And here all purchases are made through Amazon or Ebay with free shipping home. Markets as such virtually do not exist, mills and shopping centers are on the verge of disappearance.

And from what I’m in the wharf, it’s from the customer support level at Amazon. That everything here is cheaper than in the shops is just the beginning.

I ordered a magnet with a screen in the car instead of an old with screens. 300 was worth. I ordered it, paid it, and promised to bring it on Friday. has not arrived. He did not come on Saturday either. The money was returned on Monday. Magneto arrived on Tuesday. Free magnetol for 300 backs simply because of the fact that the deadline of the order for 2 days.

Another time I ordered a panoramic rear-view mirror, but decided not to bet, it cost $ 9. I press to make a return - I receive a message saying, the money returned to the balance sheet, the goods left to yourself, sorry that did not meet your expectations.

I remember once buying a monitor in our digital store before I left for the U.S., there was a scratch on my leg since the time of the purchase. The monitor turned out to be shit and could not get it back because it was crushed to scratch. I even ordered another monitor in the same store to show that these scratches are on all the monitors out of the box as this is a party marriage and not I scratched.

How here? You just pack the goods in a box and throw them into the drop-off point and all, you are returned by grandmothers without looking into the box! If you broke something within 30 days, smashed it in a box, wrapped it in a scotch and returned it, you will get your money back. Because with their volumes, it is more profitable for a degenerate to simply give money than to risk the reputation of the company, getting at least one precedent of the dissatisfied fool who will climb forums and write "Amazon will not always help, I am fucked up."

And there is also the sale of goods with a huge discount just because of the open box. If a buyer bought something, unpacked it, looked at it, changed its mind and returned it, you can get it about 30% cheaper.

So I bought a DJI Mavic AIR drone for $590 although it was new and cost about $900. And it was all in films, stickers, an entire original packaging, just from the packaging of the box cellophane removed.

In short, I really hope that Amazon will also come to our countries instead of bargain renters from all avito))

I go to the store today. At the entrance, supporting each other, two men stand.

One says to the other:

Did you eat me yesterday?

Well I catered.

I will host you today.

Go to Host.

Oh my God, how much in this simple dialogue! Male friendship, fidelity to principles, shortness of slogans, correct understanding of life, ease of being and anticipation of the holiday.

Example from life, do you say?

I have a friend who is also a fun musician. He told me that his wife had left him. And she left because his mistress (wife's best friend) stuck him for sex with his aunt while his wife was on a business trip and told her everything. And it would be nothing, but how the mistress struck him, you ask? And he gave her the keys from their apartment with his wife, so as not to walk and not to open her entrance door (the home phone broke). And no, she didn’t decide to make him a surprise, he just forgot that he invited her to a guest for fun))

I waited at the passage point of a small factory. End of working day. Employees and employees leave their workplaces and go home. Suddenly there was rain. Two middle-aged women decided to wait for the rain in the lobby, at the exit. They talked, the rain was over, and they all talked about something. I go out into the hallway, open the electric shield, loudly click on the free switch and say, “I have turned off the rain, go home.” The ladies looked out the window, where the rain stopped, and then stared at me. Those three seconds, while they thought, were invaluable. They laughed when they came out of the door.

He worked in the center of education (servers, networks, all business) after one of the doctors, who was expelled for drunkenness. When I came to them, there was almost nothing, part of the routers did not work, the accounting office was sitting on the yate. Windows Server and the pirate ( for educational institutions Microsoft distributes them for free).

In short, I fix everything. Compatible with the external HDD:

“Look,” he says, “Before leaving, your previous predecessor told us to keep this disc like the pupil of the eye. It is something that you cannot work without.

Here is thanks! I was pleased.

I don’t know why, but I was sure that there was a normal Windows Server on the drive, the distribution on the interactive boards (there were problems with them too) and a bunch of other important threads.

I connect the disk and immediately I get blurred suspicions. Of 1 TB, only 40 GB is occupied, only one folder on the entire disk. It is called World of Warcraft: Legion.

I am Alexander, be careful with this caretaker. He has a BMW.

A – What is wrong?



I-BMW 99% of debilities

You also had a BMW in your youth.



I – so I know exactly...

Rule of the ruling top.

In order to give something to people, you must first take something from them.

About children, domestic dogs and others

In the Sunday issue 09.06.2019 there was a story from Non-Young "About a good girl, wandering dogs and not only".
I remembered another incident that happened more than 20 years ago. I was then working as a sysadmin in one of the medical centers.

The story itself did not happen to me, I heard about it entirely by chance, partly from the participant, partly from his coworkers.

At the entrance, I noticed some nervousness from the guards. Usually quite benevolent, this morning the guys worked somewhat nervously, too selectively checking those entering the clinic. I didn’t stop and ask: first, I had a lot of work, and second, I knew I would be late today, I had another backup at noon and I’d have time to go down and ask what happened there. At 11 o’clock, I started backup, drank a tea, smoked a cell phone and went down to the security room. I knew almost everyone, repeatedly helped with the repair and adjustment of their home computers. This is what I heard from one of the guards.

I came home after the shift, I think it would be good to chew something, I open the refrigerator, and there communism came. In addition to a bowl of mustard and a bowl of shit, there is nothing at all. I went to Stasi.

A small retreat. In those years, there were no large supermarkets with non-shell products, but so-called "Russian" stores have already appeared. As a rule, everyone knew by the names of the owners of these stores and despite the official name, for example, "Store of delicacies", they called these stores by the name of the owner.

During the day, as you know, Stas is empty, there is no people, I am not in a hurry, I go out, I smoke a cigarette, I look on the lawn of dogs healthy, without a leash and a nickname on a tiny girl whispering. The virgin is quite small, 5-7 years not more, stands, is afraid to move, cry, shakes all. The first thought, and where the parents of the child, why she is herself and where the owner of the dog. And why does such a big dog walk without a hammer? Looking around, here is the owner, standing this kind of pedrilo in white trousers in a cloth, a maid, nails mocked with the same speaks. The girl did not stand and broke. The dog followed her, caught her, fell to the ground and grabbed her teeth. The girl cried terribly, then cried and silenced, and the dog cried out, pulling out pieces of meat, blood in the mouth, all the grass in the blood, people scream, and this pedrilo stands and cries about something with his friend. I threw the bullet with the snail and ran to them. I brought him with me, but I was somehow confused and completely forgot about him. I am running:
Pidor, take the dog away!! to
Finally, this misunderstanding turned his head and not so in a hurry. He runs and cries to the dog:
“Fu, fu, stop immediately, bad dog.
I’ve never had dogs, I don’t know what to do in this case, but it’s good that I had heavy shoes on. I run and hit the dog’s fist. He hit successfully, the dog flew away from the victim, turned over in the air and slipped to the side. I did not let him get up, I ran, started beating and kicking. He stopped when he saw that everything was no longer moving.
This puddle runs to me and begins to suck with puddles. I hit him a couple of times too. He stood down, and began to portray the dead man. Zero attention to him. Police are called, an ambulance, there is a nearby clinic, somebody has stumbled, nurses have rushed, started to knit something, tie it over, put a dropper, swinging a syrene, the ambulance flew. It was still a little lying down, then the village on the ass, crying, splashing.
Police arrived, a couple of cars, another municipal inspector arrived. began to understand. The child took an ambulance. The police quickly rewritten the witnesses, me and this got into the car, were taken to the site.
Well, you see, you are a hero, you will get thanks from the police.
Oh, that is the case. This goat called a lawyer and they roamed on me that it was I who threatened him with guns, beaten because he was gay, and I was a homophobe and everyone heard how I called him a pudor. Because of this, he couldn’t pull the dog away, which just slipped off the rope.
Did the police believe it?
- I don't know, the trunk was immediately seized from me, you saw, my boss came, said that I am working today for the last day. This is fucking.

I did not meet him anymore.

It’s been five, maybe ten years. I worked in a different office, doing completely different things. I come somewhere to the object and see a familiar face on the passing. This man worked as a security guard at a clinic. Stopped and talked. So I learned the continuation of the story.

The family of the injured girl is very assured and very decent. As it turned out, the girl was walking with the babysitter, who, for a moment, went to the store. Nyanya was fired immediately and let her say thank you for not bringing her to court. They searched for a security guard and hired him a lawyer.

Despite all the tricks of his lawyer, who drew to the court representatives of LGBT (everyone who is against the “blue” – homophobes) and representatives of the movement “Give Life to Animals” (poor dog, this is such a cruelty, you could pull away, the girl was the fault itself, it was not necessary to escape), the guard was justified, all his actions were recognized as legal and correct.

The court’s decision was very severe: a huge fine for the dog, compensation and payment of all bills for treatment, rehabilitation and other psychological assistance to the affected child. Money compensation to the security guard, payment of honoraries of all lawyers and court costs.

Accounts, movable and immovable property were described almost instantly. Whether LGBT comrades helped him – I don’t know, but lawyers and prosecutors grabbed him with a dead grip.

This is such a ridiculous story. Questions without answers. Dogs in the city. Good or bad.

The sanctification of rockets by pops is actually the singing of our cosmonautry.

The boss asked me to pre-sort my resume for a new position in our company. About 70% of applications were inappropriate, but they were also interesting. The most promising candidate wrote in the section on interests and hobbies: "I am rotating the causandals like a helicopter." I guessed it was a stupid joke he probably didn’t even know about. So I called him and said that I would like to pass on his papers further, but I need a more fresh resume. The guy was surprised to ask if it was a helicopter. I readily agreed to what he replied that he really liked doing helicopters, and he’s great about it.