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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18250
 17.07.2009
If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18249
 17.07.2009
WNdy+) (22:57:17 15/07/2009)
What are you interested in?

me (22:58:17 15/07/2009)
music, books, poetry, painting, masturbation, theatre, opera and of course ballets)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18248
 17.07.2009
I thought I had all the bad habits that I had.
WOW: It is horror!
HHH: Oh, and how to live on?
WOW: Do not worry. You will not live long...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18247
 17.07.2009
of Moscow. District of Cherry. Three nights. Half an hour in the courtyard. The battery is already seated. Oret isce. I hear the window open and a man's sleeping voice rings:
It’s crazy when you finally steal it.
I didn’t sleep all night of laughter.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №18246
 17.07.2009
The most gesture is when you look out the window in the morning, and someone on the road below painted "404 - the street is not found" O_o almost did not fall into the window

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №18245
 17.07.2009
A resident of the United States paid a high price to buy a pack of cigarettes at a gas station in the state of New Hampshire. According to CBS, after checking his account a few hours later, he found that he owed the bank an astronomical amount.
Josh Mushinsky’s debt amounted to a 17-digit figure of $23 quadrillion. "I was a bit excited. The amount was too big. I even thought somebody bought Europe on my credit card,” the smoker said in an interview.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18244
 17.07.2009
xxx: well, you are diving, you are normally diving with a mask and a pipe - fish, grasses and all that can already be seen! Shipyards are all...
YYY: The grass is yes... with a pipe. Especially if the boats... excellent dives are.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18243
 17.07.2009
Orie: "going out of the office with programmers" is like "going up with cockroaches", just the opposite.

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18242
 17.07.2009
Once a program for downloading digital drugs has appeared, soon some inventive Dima Dibenko will write a module for her to enter virtual reality.
The depth is born.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18241
 17.07.2009
We are strange people, Odin! I sit down at lunch at the buck and on the white shoulder with the wasabi screw I grasp!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18240
 17.07.2009
From the recipe:
The Ingredients:
of 270 gr. Negroes
5/16 cups of sugar
5 of 16? O_O

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