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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33115
 17.07.2010
Tell me what you don’t expect from me.)
Dmitry: that you will wear the Darth Vader costume, sit down on the inflatable toilet on the wheels, and, swinging the swab, painted with phosphorescent paint, you will ride through the courtyards of the public and scream: "Thousand charrrteys!"

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33114
 17.07.2010
xxh: you need to work as a bicycle rider from Samara to Vladivostok - I pump
You will die.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33113
 17.07.2010
You already have so much dust that you can write letters on the furniture.
If letters are nonsense. This is when sculptures can be cut out of dust - it is yes, it is dusty.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33112
 17.07.2010
XXX: How on the personal front? Test and Error Method?
YYY: Yes, as I tried 15 years ago, so I barely make mistakes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33111
 17.07.2010
Questions to the sexologist:
by 07.06.2010
Hi to. I am 22 years old. I have a girlfriend, we are together for four months, we have this problem <>

17 July 2010
While waiting for your response, we split up.
You react for a long time.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33110
 17.07.2010
Lucy: So there were three people, and both guys?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33109
 17.07.2010
xxx: ololololo olololo you all have been and have been, write me this in a decent form
WOW: You are all unhindered, instinctively driven people, causing negative emotions sent by the flow of information.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33108
 17.07.2010
He believes that prostitutes are not paid for sex, but for leaving after him.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33107
 17.07.2010
and lepra. A picture with a normal pink square. A surprising optical illusion: if you move a meter away from the screen and look at the picture for 1.5 minutes, and then look down, you can see the floor.

The commentary:
How does it work?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33106
 17.07.2010
Do you know that you are raping me?
and yes)
HHH: Do not stop...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33105
 17.07.2010
Previously, girls were given flowers, champagne and chocolate, wow: well, that is to pull them to bed.
XHH: And I was given houses and GRMs, and I still saw that old computer and a non-glucose screw was put on the roof. I am so happy )))
WOW and WOW? ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33104
 17.07.2010
xxx: dear, I understand, of course, that you are annoyed by my slow internet, but cutting the game into archivers of 1 KB is still overwhelming

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33103
 17.07.2010
You will also be striking your pipe on the beach tomorrow to make an impression
YYY: rather pull the bubble and from the internal pressure I then everything goes out of itself... and the eyes are big and expressive 0_0

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33102
 17.07.2010
Elfika - and your son bitten me! and :(
leshij - bite him
Elfika - He is wretched
Eshij – I taught him.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33101
 17.07.2010
I go home with my wife.
Lool: to slide

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33100
 17.07.2010
Odo (00:27:56 17/07/2010) Today I cut my hair. A haircut for 20 years. She was wearing a blouse. The upper button was opened. I was sitting on the balcony.

Odo (00:28:10 17/07/2010) How do you cut? Slowly

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33099
 17.07.2010
and Aesson:
Khabarovsk in July. After a few days of terrible heat, it finally rained. It is so weak, the rain. Standing on the balcony, I observe all this splendor: the rain is like a cane, it waters generously. Amidst the noise of water, I understand someone’s voice down the street. I look, two guys are coming. One, stopping and putting himself in the rain, worshiped the other, too, apparently, who decided to wash.
Shane, did you get the soap?

The summer.and :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33098
 17.07.2010
1 and go on! He laughs who laughs last.
The last one laughs is the one who has a ping-pong 8))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33097
 17.07.2010
t0rik29 (17:19:02 16/07/2010)
Non-combustion cocktail: a bottle of pepsi 0.5, 0.2 cognac. Drink a glass of pepsi and pour cognac. Who will burn

t0rik29 (17:27:14 16/07/2010)
to molten. The boss took a drink. He smiles at me =(

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33096
 17.07.2010
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I need to scatter 60,000,000 lines of text.

wicked (19:09:46 16/07/2010)
What to disperse?

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disassemble and bring into the form suitable for analysis.

Wicked (19:10:58 16/07/2010)
Oh oh! So if I force a man to shave, shave and change clothes, that's I scatter him)))

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No is

wicked (19:11:13 16/07/2010)
You oppressed

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