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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50433
 17.07.2011
(20:37:21) dk12k: 
I heard from the edge of my ear that Sber bought a Swiss bank.

(20:37:28) dk12k: 
Will there be grandmothers and grandmothers?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50432
 17.07.2011
Signs on cigarettes:
Smoking can cause a slow and painful death.
I would rather put that inscription on the asphalt plaque.)

Angry

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №50431
 17.07.2011
I know a man who cuts grass with frogs.
Hahaha, judging by the noise outside the window at 8 a.m.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №50430
 17.07.2011
You are very wise.
He: Have you been overwhelmed? Did you mean fashion? Or is boring?
She: Yeah you know... no matter anymore) I agree with what I wrote)) I like it)
He is: O_O...

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №50429
 17.07.2011
A little stuff came out of my bag to my bed. Very tired during the day, I fell asleep. I wake up in the morning, I walk around the apartment, and the cowards are filled with coins. The golden antilope.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50428
 17.07.2011
Why is my brain not working that way?by :
The Mystery :
A child’s mystery in the office:
344 = 2
188 = 4
690 = three
501 is?
The work stood up...

Boring shit, here are the holes in the numbers and count. Eight of them are two.

Three hundred and forty four (2C)
One hundred and seventy eight (4C)
Six hundred nine hundred (3C)
and attention! Five hundred one (1 C)
What am I doing wrong?

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50427
 17.07.2011
She is Wii. What could be more cute cats?
The Laughter of Sheldon

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50426
 17.07.2011
Every time you don’t put a sign of intersection or make a grammatical mistake, one goff dies in the world.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50425
 17.07.2011
We have a new admin.
Lera
Alexey, good day, I don't have a headset, Andrei said that the application was handed over to you, it's already about 16:00.... today it is desirable to eliminate problems
Alexey
Hi ) could just be easier "fast fucking make me a headset" )
secondary

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50424
 17.07.2011
It would seem that nothing can spoil the 3 size of the chest without a lift in the jacket in the rain...But! This man smiled with his golden teeth!!!( by

[ + 77 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50423
 17.07.2011
The Telepathy:
The Sapphire:
Feel what the saper feels on the task: try to answer the innocent question of the girl "and how old would you give me?..." :))))))))

Answer 19, if she’s older you’ll get a compliment, if she’s younger you’ll get a compliment, if she’s 19, then you’re a telepath, and that’s cool)))

I’m like you, but I’m always answering forever.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50422
 17.07.2011
So many years have passed, now the bags with money are not behind the roof, but in the safe with multi-tone doors opened by the clock, with surveillance cameras and encrypted access codes. But the method of squeezing a gun in the mouth and the requirement to open it all remains the most effective.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50421
 17.07.2011
On the subject:
> the deputy secretary of state sent to one of my letters, above the text, a handwritten resolution with a huge question mark at the end (the sign he has is very unclear) where the very first word suspiciously resembles the word "SHUJALI" =)))

In our factory, the deputy director once wrote a resolution: "I want an anal! It is urgent!"
He meant analysis, but we’ve been remembering it for four years and rjom :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50420
 17.07.2011
Talk to a friend who works in England.

[14.07.2011 21:14:48] 77: How about work?
[14.07.2011 21:16:02] sol: yes, it is normal, yesterday the Gypsies held a short course on how to open a machine with lemonade at work with one penny.
[14.07.2011 21:17:55] 77: with useful experience you will return home ))))))
[24.07.2011 21:19:33] sol: if I don't go to the English zone before... you know these Gypsies 8)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50419
 17.07.2011
Although ignorant, but I do not lose hope to take off Hope clothes once, but better twice.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50418
 17.07.2011
I took the girl to the station. There was a 60-year-old man on the road. Not drunk, but on the rocks. He may have fallen, but cannot get up. He raised him. And I expected anything in response, but his “Well, I’m gone” killed a drunk!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №50417
 17.07.2011
XXX: What kind of depressive horror did you miss in Chittagong?? to
YYY: I would have lived in Chit, I would have looked at your mood...
Sheeva

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50416
 17.07.2011
I walk by the street, I walk by the shop.
"Products for newborns" The inscription on the window "Fly
You will not regret it!":D

She loves raw sausage, cold beer and
My cat Vasco. She is not like everyone else.
She is another...
She is Claudia Nivanilkovna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50415
 17.07.2011
In the amusement park in Japan built literally the hottest attraction...

<ximera> A useful thing for agriculture! There is a pot of half a ton of fertilizer can be picked up in the evening))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50414
 17.07.2011
From the discussion of Putin in the forums Lenty.ru

xxx - he's a real man, with the big letter
Save Russia from posthumousism!
If I met him in real, I would hold his hand, hug him, and kiss him! I would drink for his health.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zzz - Post-Cynicism - it needs to be recorded.

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