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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №100624
 17.07.2014
A herd of cows missing from the Zelikovskoye farm (Luhansk region) has entered the territory of Russia across the border.
Cows of Separation!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100623
 17.07.2014
Life is a strange thing. A year ago I could not have imagined that I would be sitting and looking for a cock on the strawblow.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100622
 17.07.2014
This is:
My wife and I bought a new washing machine with a vertical load and immediately decided to test, load, turn on. The cat walked around the machine for a long time, but not finding the window sadly looked at us and offended left.

You are lucky that your cat has such a gentle character. My cat when lost the mirror in the hallway (I liked to look at it very much) made me such hysterics that I generally thought the exocyst would call. It was a little blood... I bought a new mirror and a tub underneath it... the first two weeks the cat only went away from it to eat and to the pot...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100621
 17.07.2014
Tell me, bearers of the universal mind, how do you pick up cats from the street? I didn’t get any in my hands... Dogs are easy, and cats no :("

He came out to me alone. I went to throw the garbage and heard a cry. On my "who is there complaining crying" out of under the car came out a tiny dirty and wet kitten, weighing a pack of cigarettes. I came and sat at my feet. And here for a year, turning into a damaging, affectionate and furry cat, lives with me :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100620
 17.07.2014
To me, this Maidan is very reminiscent of a sofa in the living room, which is not folded, because relatives recently often come.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100619
 17.07.2014
Just called.
Are there puppies?
The cabbage remains.
At what price?
In such a thing.
Yoshkar-Ola is right?
No, the lion
Obviously the lions. by Yorgos Olga?
Quietly, but for every case, I inform you that the cowboy is also in Lviv.
The race! Is it Jorkkar-Ola?? to
The Yorkshire Terrier.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100618
 17.07.2014
Oh! I will also talk about the bulls. There is a friend, shooting from the bow from 9th grade. Give me the medals. Even as students, having passed the session, they fell into a barbecue of beer to drink (the money was calculated for three glasses per barbecue without nuts). And people in Darts are cutting. For the money.
My friend took the drone in his hand for the first time. He lost three of the 12 games. Battles on the winners.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100617
 17.07.2014
I read in Ithappens:

So, changed a little on the old good TP-Link settings: called the network "Free Wi-Fi", removed the password from it and physically disconnected the external cable. Literally in 15 minutes recorded seven neighbors - lovers of the hallway.
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First, this is probably not the fans of the hoodie, but the devices that remembered the network with this name elsewhere and connected it when it appeared in access.
Second, I don’t quite understand this attitude. Opening for those who want free access is quite a common good thing (well, if you are not afraid of any problems with false reports of terrorist attacks or other abominations). The name of the network indicates that it is not an accidentally forgotten password, but a conscious permission to use. And a deliberate joke with a free-way without internet is about like going to a bus stop with the inscription "free trip", and then taking the "hullers" into some dust - let them go on foot, go, hullers want.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100616
 17.07.2014
From the Taobao website:
Color: Meat of pink shiffon

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100615
 17.07.2014
Khathi: Some dinosaurs even had two brains. In general, secondary hearts are a fairly common phenomenon, but they usually occur in different organisms independently, so in details they vary greatly.

aresh is terrible. Division of personality. Dino and Zaver. and :)

khathi: Well, the second was a push-up, not that the brain... Yes, a brainstorm. and ;)

aresh: is a swallow. and :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100614
 17.07.2014
All gynecologists are on vacation.
I heard it on the street :-)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100613
 17.07.2014
I heard it yesterday in the subway. The guy says to the girl, “I’m too high on you to give you a pink phone.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100612
 17.07.2014
Don’t be afraid of relationships because they can end badly. They will in any case end badly - either with a break or death (C)

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100611
 17.07.2014
had practical experience.
A cat and a fairly large superpower magnet were available, a collar was built from a Velcro tape (a lipo) (two strips are in-touched so as not to cling to the wool). The role of the fence was performed by a steel heating battery (magnetizes).
Untrained to the collar, the cat immediately gave a hole, a magnet slowed his escape slightly. Cover of carpet.
Myth is destroyed!

P.S There is a suspicion that the experiment could be successfully carried out on linoleum or other slippery coating, and probably on a fluoroplastic surface treated with silicone lubricant, but this is obviously different from the initial conditions. Also, it is possible that if instead of a three-year-old Siberian take a kitty of a regular average European cat under the age of one year, you can get the described result.

The collar is reasonably completed, the magnet is placed to other glands, the cat is fed and feels good.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №100610
 17.07.2014
I hear, therefore, in the neighboring room the exact time signals on the TV. Time is flying, I’ll go and watch the news. I go in, and there the wife is watching another talk show... And there they are mating...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100609
 17.07.2014
It’s terrible when you don’t need anyone here, you want to leave, and you have nowhere to go.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100608
 17.07.2014
On the street:
Little girl: how long is it?
The elderly: not five or seven.
Q: Is it two things?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №100607
 17.07.2014
XX: Have you noticed how natives react to jokes for a long time? Web is already
They are running, and the natives are just beginning.
Zzzz: So they have a compilation!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100606
 17.07.2014
The woman-Sagittarius makes herself mad first, then everyone else, and then herself again.
Yyy: it’s about the mother-in-law, not the shooters))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100605
 17.07.2014
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