If life has become unbearable, try to endure the rubbish to begin.

We have in Chelyabinsk one interesting internet provider, which started putting smart home phones 5 years ago.
The innovation itself is very convenient and cool: you can open the door from the phone, take a phone call on the home phone, watch the recordings from the home phone camera, etc. In general caffeine.

But someone from the management apparently decided that there is no need to stop on the achievement and that a truly progressive homeophone should be able to speak.

I personally met it this way: Night. I leave the house, I open the entrance door, I come out of the entrance alone. The voice behind me said, “Come back soon.” My point has never played so hard.

But the most cake told me a friend who worked in this same provider. They received a complaint that when they carried the tomb with the deceased during the funeral, the home phon said, "Today you look good."

“We learned that glowing white office paper is harmful to health. It turns out, more invoice paper, it is useful for the human eye.”

Soon it will be revealed that the toilet paper is not all so clear.

I was in the chocolate shop today.

The children wanted cakes with berries and bananas. The waitress suits. We clarify him:

This is the 350R, will it be like in the picture? With the berries?

and no. There will be no berries.

Just a mess?

Not at all. Fruits and berries (blues and strawberries) can be added for an additional fee

For which? by 100r

Does it cost 450R?

and no. It will cost 350r.

– to? ? to ? to

Well without berries it costs 250, and if you add berries - then 350.

I ordered for 350. There are no other options in the menu. Painted with berries and price - 350r

Yes, it is all right.

accepted the order. is leaving. Bringing an order. Cake without berries.

I am sorry. The blue is over.

By chance, I heard a conversation between a little girl and her father:

Dad, let’s have vegetables tomorrow morning!

The cabbage, the mascara! The Oakland!