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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117395
 17.08.2015
Someday you’ll say, “No, don’t throw those bulbs away, I’ll put them in a bowl.” At that moment my childhood ended.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117394
 17.08.2015
My classmate’s mother didn’t allow me to cut her hair. She waited until her dad stunned and asked him to cut her hair. My mom had nowhere to go :)

Nicole White: F*ck the system!

[ + 16 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117393
 17.08.2015
The question to the experts: why at night the cat (castrated in time, i.e. In early youth) walks around the house and takes out the ice-ridden rods of the soul? And also his toy - a rope on a rod - for a rope in his teeth (scratching a rod on the floor), not ceasing to scream? The cat is healthy, full and cheerful during the day. What is missing from him, because he can’t sleep!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117392
 17.08.2015
The rest of the characters are slightly younger (the witch, for example, is just 30 years old) and slightly less cult. But most of them know anyone who is more or less on the internet.

I have a counter-proposal to you – name at least one Nobel Prize winner in chemistry of the 2000s. It should be easy, because their names always appear in the news and in order to remember them, it is not necessary to force the internet in search of comics.
I don’t even know half of the names from the original quotation.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117391
 17.08.2015
From Hicks:
If you take into account the recent news that Microsoft in its time released Kosynka and Minera in order to teach users to work with the mouse, then I will not be surprised that with the release of Windows 10 Microsoft is trying to teach users to read the license agreement.

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