bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68585
 17.08.2012
wearbo: I agree with you. It is time to make the legs of the saucer. The further, the more fun.
Alcanoid: The lashes would go anywhere, but the legs of the sickle will get out. Try something else!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68584
 17.08.2012
20 minutes of mining every day helps women lose 5 kg per month!
Probably because of the fact that you can’t eat those 20 minutes))

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68583
 17.08.2012
Great and powerful M4. The road of Krasnodar-Jubga. A huge banner: "Good Morning, the Surgeons!"(!!!) Why Surgeon?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68582
 17.08.2012
Ordinary morning in the family of Evgeny Grishkovitz:
Dad, give me the salt.
Take salt, what is salt? It is just white grains, which when you pour on the tongue - in the mouth becomes salty. A "salt" is what it is? How to explain it? Just "salt" and that’s all. You can’t describe it with normal words. This is in childhood, when Mom... Mom is just Mom. A woman who spends most of her time with you and who loves you forever.
Well it started...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68581
 17.08.2012
Natalia
Someone else read me Belinsky.
Ivan is
Thou thou
Natalia
Yes, I remember that!)
Ivan is
And what read?
Natalia
I don’t remember (
Ivan is
Have you read inadvertently?
Natalia
Yes )
Ivan is
The Poetry?
Natalia
Yes is
Ivan is
Belinsky did not write poems, be a girl!
Publicist and literary critic.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68580
 17.08.2012
"Only we men, after refuelling at the gas station, can shake a gun in the tank.

Some inertia even lead him into cowards.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68579
 17.08.2012
Prehistory: (D)evuka works in the human resources department.

Q: Is it professional for you?
D: What is it?
I: Do not call back when you promise to call back in 5 minutes.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68578
 17.08.2012
Strigov: When Sberbank correspondence is sent by the Russian Post on the RZD trains, it is a star and a mess in the third degree. Or even an exhibit.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68577
 17.08.2012
Talk to a friend before lunch.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
- God of food and fertility in the peoples of the far north, 8 letters?
WOW :
Omnomnomnom

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna