How many interesting facts
The secrets of the soul
Know if it is late at night.
Online is

About the asphalt:
I propose to allow officials to build their "seven-story cottages" in the city center. They will lay the asphalt to themselves. Then we turn these "cottages" into schools and kindergartens, and the asphalt remains for ordinary citizens to travel. When the asphalt is exhausted, we resettle officials. And further in the circle.
The idea is a joke, not serious.

"The evil maid ordered to separate sweet popcorn from salt"

Changed job, first call
We don’t have a monitor though the printer is connected!!!! to

Synopsis of "Gadky I"-2
"...in the meantime, somewhere in the crimson’s corner appears a new evil. By stealing the super-secret Russian nanotechnology, he creates a powerful weapon to enslave the world.
Well, at least someone believes that working Russian nanotechnology exists.)).

++++Ban advertising first – let it be viewed only by copyright holders.

Per the law will be broken, right?!! The idea is good

C YeDeer

I spotted over my aunt on Skype)) during the conversation I began to move my lips without sound, just mouthcover)) until the incredibility it was awkward to observe how she behaved, annoyed, imagined that I did not hear her)) wife was angry)) probably this was one of the reasons for our divorce.

About Scotch
A small English town, 9 a.m. My husband and I are leaving a small old hotel. This is a classic English red. I need to pack a box - make a pen to take into the salon as hand luggage. I appeal to the red: "Do you have a scotch?" Reaction unexpected: "Scotch, sir? In the MORNING?" Rjali then together - but he eventually remembered that in some areas of England the glue tape is really called Scotch, but more often it is "glue stripe".

On the other hand, if we do not allow gays, lesbians, foreigners and individuals without registration to attend the Olympics in Sochi, the chances of our national team will increase dramatically.

In the first class, when I lived in the community, the noot began to bark. Called a friend from the Faculty of VC, so to say, "in guests". Well, he sat down a little quietly, knocked in the notepad, and then asks, “Do you have Alcohol?” and I thought that it was either a form of wage, or without half a liter there can’t be done. Well, I tell him, “I only have Martini, but the boys don’t drink it. Go to the store?"
My friend spent a minute and a half.

You are a superhero.
YYY: is it true? Which?
XXX: The man of Pittsburgh.

In the courtyard, 3 cars, a large company, drink. Shoot from injury, maybe not from injury. Call the dress.
Wedding for whom?
Congratulations for one thing. Go to"

Children at the wedding:
Allena, I wish you happiness and that your husband never beats you.

The son of a acquaintance, put on the tablet unlock on the recognition of the face and cut off.

by Aglan:
Today in the store was a great conversation:
Buy a toy!
and no.
Oh well Maam!
You are no longer small.
Buy it, please!! to
I say no!
Well, buy, I’ll give you the salary later!

"Irkutans wrapped a film in a car that interfered with the passage"

The comments:
And there was a case when my husband parked the Honda under the windows of the base on Friday and forgot to drive it to the parking lot. So, she stood there all night, and our neighborhood with friends were drunk in the shelter.They were afraid to go out, because they thought they were "passed" from the disciplinary. The fear was inspired by the black color of the car, and especially its number and series, which was accidentally obtained by the spouse at GAI and had "militia affiliation". Since then, we have understood why other drivers have been so hard on the road, and my belief that all drivers are amazingly polite with each other on the road has disappeared.

All the people who have something "winned"—you probably regularly "play games"?

Are you drinking beer today?
YYY: HZ
You are all hz da hz.
Your cock knows more than your brain.

A letter from two unmarried women

Alyona: A successful person is one who has made his dream a reality.
Alyona: Oh, how
[16:10:50] Margarita: Meanwhile
Margarita: You have to die of your dreams
[16:11:07] Margarita: Dreaming of Jigguls and Dolls
Margarita: and you will be happy

Dating sites can also be found.

Question: What can you remember?
Answer (Alena): by his prostate and impudence