Berl0ga: I suggest to the halloween on the radio to let something sad and threatening
SK: Let me go!! to

The news on ORT causes me a severe psychological trauma. Can I go to court?

Comments on "You are me, I am you. What is in iOS 6 taken from smartphones on Android?":
Alexbal: C How long does the Android take pictures in Panorama mode? Why I don’t have that function.
ALEXBAL: Really, I didn’t know about it until today.
Vitaly Mazurchik: How interesting. because of the presentation of Apple many Android users have learned a lot of chips that they have had for a long time =)

The bus driver, who stood at the stop for a long time, the old lady of God, who hysterically shouted, “Touch!” and the driver’s answer, “Happily I’m touching!” put the whole bus and made my day :)

Per it was reckless at the German customs on the question: "Occupation?" to answer: "No, that was enough in 45".
© Paul Phönixweiß

I suddenly realized that the opposition in Russia is like a crowd of self-made game designers. Everyone is a genius and knows exactly what he wants. But when you ask the concrete, you hear the answer - "well this... there are still crowns to steal..."

We go to bed with him yesterday, he is already dressed and lies under the blanket.
I'm not sleeping, I'm sitting on my phone.
Then I also dress up, go to bed, hug him, look at him, and he is already camouflaged. I hold my hand on him, I know he’s naked. What are you without cowards? And he’s in half a dream: no, he’s a coward. I guess, I say, what kind of material are they made of, absolutely intangible? And he is so reluctant, turning to the other side, skin!

Lectures in the Stream of Applied Mathematics
Prepod: Well what is "Norm Law"?
Students: Root from a scalar work of law on associated law

Most girls are looking for a guy who would make them laugh but at the same time could protect them. In other words, they need a clown ninja.
I don’t know if I’m a clown or a ninja.
xxx: I think he’s something middle, sambist-my)

Loisha: About black holes and crocodile holes is in the book I gave you.
Natasha: Yes, I won’t get it all right.
PS: The year has passed.
Natasha: at home no time... and in the subway stops... when the cover is seen.
I forgot you are beautiful :)
Natasha: You have stumbled on me (I’ll stumble on you)

From nothern_wind:
“Normally, everything worked,” a colleague is outraged, “and then everyone put a piece of their soul into the code, and they got a loan!!!”and "

We sit in a movie at the "Hološtyački" and there is a moment when a guy throws an iPhone out of the window, then out of the hall:
It was the fifth day yesterday :)

Sagot: In Ukraine, especially in Kiev, there is now such an interesting situation that neither Russian nor Ukrainian we know. In terms of literacy. My mother tongue is Russian, but we did not teach it at school because we were passionate about their independence. But they taught the Ukrainian language in which no one speaks, and it is understandable what results from learning the language in which you do not speak. Our generation taught spelling thanks to the automatic correction of MS Word, and now FireFox and, of course, Google.
And thank you to all those who insult analphabets on the forums and everywhere, this forced the text to be written first in Word, and then inserted and sent.

Sadetti: You can take Smoke or Grey with you.
Sadetti: Smoke usually gives a sharp pitch, and Grey is not in a hurry, as if enjoying.)
Is he a sadist?
There is no Aikido. When he is cheating on someone, he must be a clever coworker. The type of "your mistake was that you stood close and did not notice the hand on the control", then as a webet and says something like "the blow should go from the inside and should not be filled with nonsense, the pure movement is caused by the lukewarm calm of the inner balance coming from the heart", then as a whistle on the pillar and something like that will say))) He is generally a fun little)))

Dr. Morf: Yesterday I refused to eat ice cream, today I got sick. I fucked myself somewhere.

Post from JJ:
...
If I have a baby now.
5.5 mes, 6500 and 5800 kg
...

The kids were delighted with 6 tons each.

chestnuts (00:56:21 16/09/2012)
Blessed
chess (00:56:25 16/09/2012)
It is epic
chestnuts (00:56:28 16/09/2012)
Epicly *
chestnuts (00:56:38 16/09/2012)
I go to the kitchen and take a cup.
chestnuts (00:57:04 16/09/2012)
I go in, I remember that I broke a full cup of tea - well, how can I not shake a fresh drink for the night?
chestnuts (00:57:18 16/09/2012)
I open the refrigerator to get milk.
not_dreamer's (00:57:55 16/09/2012)
and?? to
chestnuts (00:57:57 16/09/2012)
And then a branch suddenly hits me and says with such a Jedi voice: “You don’t want to spat anymore... you want to be so much.”
chestnuts (00:58:02 16/09/2012)
Cheerleader XD
not_dreamer's (00:58:20 16/09/2012)
and ROFL

From correspondence with a friend on the purchase of a new comp

The Montanero:
You better tell me your opinion... in the area of 800 euros - would you advise to take from boxes - under toys?! to
by Dmitry:
from under the old TV box berry, in them a lot of toys fit

Bullseye: I need to scratch my mom on the chewbacks x)
Bullseye: Not in the real sense...

It’s really cool for those who can afford not to have an iPhone.