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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70115
 17.09.2012
From the discussion of the appendix (inscriptions on the price list "stainless steel soap"):
The rough Chelyabinsks wash with iron soap! A stainless steel soap is for women and young children.
Gray, you are wrong! The child is aluminum. It is soft and does not shake the eyes.
Who is aluminum, who is copper (from the red line), and someone prefers heavier - lead, or from a liquid series - mercury...
zzz: Another uranium - bactericidal (helps very well teenage facial skin) and titanium - for real men.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70114
 17.09.2012
Let the old monkey have a heart attack and paralysis, or hold on to the throne... and hold on to the swallow. Although, it is more likely that Prince Charles will die from old age than the old wallet will let the scepter go.

At least the queen does not pretend to have been elected by the people.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70113
 17.09.2012
by Fo4ka:
My mom broke out today! Go out, talk and get married. I am crazy, what are you saying? She is:
Well, you will go out right, they will come to me to ask for your hand.
Well, and what?
I will pull them out!
- Mom, I am 30 soon, you have to throw on the neck, that finally someone takes me away!
But where do I get the bubble? Good people are born!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70112
 17.09.2012
A bag of cat mint:

Rostislav: Did you show the cat this bag? If the cat doesn’t react, you could cut it down and see what’s inside. So far, no review.
Viper: o_O Why are such crucial decisions =))
Rostislav: What is this cardinal?
BoPoH: sorry for the cat because of such nonsense to cut ))
Ezheg: scratch the seam, then seam, a couple of dozen pads manually will not bother even the child :D
Where is the cat’s show?
LuckyStarr: Cats are usually made in a seamless way and sewn back do not bring as much joy as before.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70111
 17.09.2012
When was the last time we fought with you?
Why to you?
I want to remember the monthly cycle.

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