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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70175
 17.09.2012
by admin! Please put WordPress filters on "iPhone" and already with it!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70174
 17.09.2012
Please give me your phone number.
Q: Can I give it right away? Why all these preconceptions?
xxx: I just don't like the virt of communication here and asked
YYY: Oh, and I’ve already scratched my lips...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70173
 17.09.2012
The xxx:
Brain, what exactly will we do tonight?
YYYY :
As always, Pink
The xxx:
Do we eat?
YYYY :
And why not :)
The xxx:
We are mice :D

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70172
 17.09.2012
XXX: What do you do with sports?
YYY : Of course.
The game is chess. 😉
Yyy: A sports walk. From the sofa to the refrigerator.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №70171
 17.09.2012
<hell_> radio said that at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant one power plant broke
<fbi[spb]> and the second is lost?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №70170
 17.09.2012
News from April 3, 2007:
The main star of the Russian broadcaster Alla Pugachev was at the center of an international musical scandal. A fragment of her song, "The Sonnet of Shakespeare", written in 1978, sounds in one of the hits of popular rapper 50 Cent.
O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №70169
 17.09.2012
From the Dating Site:

xxx: you know simple puppy we can here if you need something big puppy simple I love when I do good gifts and all that

I will give you Rosenthal’s textbook.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70168
 17.09.2012
2 weeks ago a completely naked guy with a standing at our building walked around until his police picked up.
Fuck, because of you, I asked the people loudly what a stand is.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70167
 17.09.2012
Alex: Are you a thief?
July: for a quarter
Are you made of a moisturizing cream?
July: rather from salt and gorilla.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70166
 17.09.2012
Actually cool those who, having or not having an iPhone, can afford not to scream about it at every corner.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70165
 17.09.2012
stranik: I am here communicating with you has become too often using the words "bla" and "chouac", need to bind
Fuck you guys, relax.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №70164
 17.09.2012
Sadly, I couldn’t take a photo. I saw in Norway some kind of synthetic wool fig, which was written as follows:

We take the bottles and drink them into small pieces.

Then we take them to the United States, where they are melted and made a synthetic thread.

In China, our products are made from this wool.

- which are delivered on ships to Swedish warehouses and to your home

Buy our products to reduce pollution. environment and reduce the consumption of resources.



Are they in their minds?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №70163
 17.09.2012
xxx: I read the correspondence with ex-girlfriends, highlighted 4 messages that are found in each correspondence:
I love you.
I love you, but as a man.
I went on!!! to
- "You cannot send a message to that user because it limits the range of people who can send him messages."

This is the whole story of love, in short.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70162
 17.09.2012
Nyuftya: I watched yesterday - one of the scratches on the neck has a white hernia. I thought that the worm in her might have stumbled, I was scared. He touched him, he was inside. I am not. It turned out that my puppies are already grown up and ready for reproduction))) in one such a white pishun comes out on the neck, in the other a white spot so on the neck. So they come together.)
Tagged: ahahahaha
You’ve put up a whore.
You are a pervert.
You are a bitch! 😉

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70161
 17.09.2012
Gotei13: What should I do if my sister-Gigurda?
IcyChip: What is Jiggard?
Gotei13: and you are lucky

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70160
 17.09.2012
The Internet was invented to connect local networks. And not to transmit pictures of cats to a neighboring device through the floor of the globe.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70159
 17.09.2012
my older brother once bought myself to some extent "cool" watches, shock, water-resistant, dust-resistant and other counterfeit ones, I don't remember. So, he threw them on the dispute and from the tenth floor, and for the night in the pool in the frost left, and in the freezer in the water, and how much knocked...
And then one day the younger brother approached him, asked "these anti-shockers?" and on a positive answer with a proudly raised hand with the clock took and slightly struck with a teaspoon. The glass, of course, broke apart, and the younger brother we and the older brother no longer trust the anti-shock things.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №70158
 17.09.2012
Prepod proves the theorem and sneezes three times. Voice from the audience:
Is that part of the evidence?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70157
 17.09.2012
Talk about the upcoming game in "What? Where is? When?" of local spill.
We would have another girl in the team for complete happiness.
YYY: Well, let’s go down the nurseries, let’s shoot for a couple of hours :)
Okay, maybe there are two higher ones :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70156
 17.09.2012
The xxx:
A woman is a flower. A man is a gardener. The gardener cares and grows the flower. The flower in turn thanks him, giving him its tenderness and beauty. The most caring gardener has the most beautiful flower!
Yyy: Well let go Lila, you still believe in the gardener?)))

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