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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №87142
 17.09.2013
Blythein, I slept the first couple =(
YYY: And what then? With whom does it happen?
Oh no, I’m just studying at night. :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №87141
 17.09.2013
The glass is half full for the optimist, but half empty for the pessimist. And for mathematics?
For example, for the topologue, the glass is full of glass, and the rest is outside.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87140
 17.09.2013
The xxx:
What, do you not know? In Priora Lux there is even a regular navigation!
YYYY :
It is possible to remove the coordinates of the evacuator.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №87139
 17.09.2013
My Skyrim hero slept in 25 days and 201 hours.
xxx: That’s an average of eight hours a day.
I sleep for five hours. I think I was fucked somewhere.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87138
 17.09.2013
XX: Yes, in charm you will not refuse.
YYY: You can refuse in charm. The main thing is not to refuse food.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №87137
 17.09.2013
The city did not notice.
I left forever.
He continued to write letters to me.
Light about water about heat

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87136
 17.09.2013
onlooker: Books are not at hand, tell me in which units is the sanctity measured?
Raskolnikov: Quantum of Mercy

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87135
 17.09.2013
>> The question! Does this dish at least theoretically ever end? and :)

And any tourist knows that soup from a boiler under the rain can be eaten almost forever ;)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87134
 17.09.2013
Bill Gates – the record-breaker in the amount of funds donated to charity – of course, so many people use his software for that.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №87133
 17.09.2013
Write a bot, test
Used by: Fuck
Same by Hui
Used by: Fujairah
Same by Hui
Users: Excessive
The shield?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87132
 17.09.2013

The Bride
Today I have a haircut and tomorrow I will paint it.

liha
When is the exhibition? and ;-)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87131
 17.09.2013
I take the tram in the morning. The phone rings.
This is a courier, from which side should I come to you?
What a courier? (I don’t expect any courier if anything)
Well the delivery.
Delivery of what?
- I don't remember shats, I'm screaming behind the wheel, I can't read what you have there exactly.
and yes. The direction approximately? How lucky you?
Well the goods.
and clearly. You are wrong, we are not waiting for delivery.
- You know, if you refuse the goods, you still have to pay for delivery.
We are not refusing! We did not order!
– Girl, let’s tell you better which side is best for you to come from? Why? ) And we’ll get there... I’m going through the crossroads... PUB_BOM_SHUM – fuck, I got in the car crash because of you!

[ + -9 - ] Comment quote №87130
 17.09.2013
Dear ex-girlfriends of mine
The men! There are no miracles on my page.
It happens. If you are interested in our
Life, I can put you in bed
The corridor! (Natasha is 14 years old)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №87129
 17.09.2013
They came to the country, walked in the forest, melted the stove...
It became clear why poets before the era of central heating so loved autumn

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №87128
 17.09.2013
At night, I can’t fall asleep, and my grandmother wakes up, who is about to go home. Suddenly she decided to warn me:
My grandchild, I’ll leave soon and you’ll be here alone. Remember, if you are invited to our neighbors (a young guy in the neighborhood lives in Dagestan), don't go, others will look closely, he does not lead guys to him, as the blue himself.

Then I realized that the dream would no longer come to me.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №87127
 17.09.2013
... there is a colleague in our office one... a man a little provincial and very practical)
So, we decided to get rid of ourselves and on unfairly earned cash to buy a coffee machine in the office. They put this miracle of technology in an honorable place, performed, under the pleasure of the crowd, a test launch.
And then our rationalizer said, in full seriousness: "normal technique... Only I don’t like coffee this your bitter... Here if there is a peanut to sleep, a chic soup will work out!"
... 3 days we break the head if it was serious, but the coffee machine is not left unattended in any case)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №87126
 17.09.2013
Only in Russia you can die from hypothermia in September. at home.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87125
 17.09.2013
I go to school with my child, to meet a friend.
I greeted - hello Clava as a business and so on.
A little 11 years after I said goodbye, as a child raised he said:- goodbye t.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №87124
 17.09.2013
to this:
The question! Does this dish at least theoretically ever end? and :)
and...
In Vietnam, a dish was served, the name of which in free translation sounds like a hot pot. A small burner is placed on the table, a pot is placed on it. Something is constantly cooked in the pot.It is cooked, placed on plates. As soon as the pot is empty at least half next, the cook materializes and pouches another portion of products into the pot. The products are different all the time. Starting with seafood and ending with fine-cut pork and a bunch of vegetables. The dispute is not all very delicious, but we all four struggled with this dish for three hours. I did not win ?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87123
 17.09.2013
This is:

The solution to the chemical weapons problem in Syria will require about $150 million.
For the sake of peace on earth, it can be printed.
— — —
Chuvak, $150 million is three fighters.

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