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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102922
 17.09.2014
Glory to the Scottish People’s Republic!! to
London on the go!! to
Who doesn’t miss the British!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102921
 17.09.2014
Fatigue is when you used the couch behind the TV controller that fell there and fell asleep on the couch.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102920
 17.09.2014
Many children, why are you telling us all this?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102919
 17.09.2014
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A woman is three things:
Drawing her husband to the grave (even the former)
Raising my son like a grandmother
Destroy another couple of families.
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Judging by the tone, the second thing the author’s mother did exactly.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102918
 17.09.2014
I read the advertisement "1 hour in the bath for free"... I think "why ban? Do you have to pay for the bath?"
The Doctor

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102917
 17.09.2014
Don’t go fucking, right? If you are so miserable, maybe stop dressing a child in the Children's World / collecting them to school? Go to the market, there children's pants cost as much as adults, and at the school bazar I gathered my first-class student to school, putting in 10 rubles. Do you want to teach a child with young nails to the boutiques? Okay, go into the Children's World, eat after that wide, and don't bite, for God's sake!

and ***

What a good mom, delicate, educated. My son will probably be educated like that.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102916
 17.09.2014
I went to elections on Sunday.
He stopped from the cabin screaming:
Pikachu, I choose you!!! to
I am an adult, cultural person.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102915
 17.09.2014
XXX is out! Here a man in a row after me in the supermarket took 10 bottles of vodka 1.5l and beer 12 bottles.
Yyy: Seeing decided to avenge the liver for something
Zzzz: for refusing XD

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №102914
 17.09.2014
What do you do, do you play?
WOW: Yes, no mood, the wife instead of "good night" called the fool.
XXX: What is it?
WOW: Do I know? She says that for a month, as her head did not hurt, I said that
I wish her sweet dreams.
XXX: You are not a fool! You are stupid.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102913
 17.09.2014
Letter to the IT department:
...
Our deputy manager asks to give her a new computer, as this (standard configuration and 2 GB of RAM) does not have time to follow the flow of her thoughts and ideas.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102912
 17.09.2014
It was noted: the look that drivers of cars sometimes give people standing at the stop is roughly equivalent to the look sent by passengers of trams travelling along designated paths to drivers standing in a traffic jamming.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102911
 17.09.2014
And God said to Noah, “Make backup, and I will format it.”
And Noah poured into the repository every interface and its implementation.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102910
 17.09.2014
> "Sorry, your Windows copy cannot be logged into due to the sanctions of the country from which the IP address was activated. Please change the government and try later."

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102909
 17.09.2014
The violator. Five years. A member of a bandit group? The oxygen has fallen.
My grandfather spent almost five years sitting out for the fact that one such young man had a load of crumbs in the intestines. After all, very later proved that the elderly couple was not the first, and there was no exit, and an amnesty somehow came out. And I heard how "the feeder was taken away", "they lost their lives". He died with a clear conscience and at home. All his life he had been moisturizing that he was in his homeland (to Prague), that he was at home. And then, after that, is anyone against the legalization of shortcut?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102908
 17.09.2014
About the late salary and the car of the director:

Q: Who has his back bumper removed from his salary?and :)
WOW: Are we talking about his car? or "the rear bumper" is an image expression?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102907
 17.09.2014
Secondary from Debrecen:

Oh, poor man, oh, he was deceived. And nothing that you and the house have, and even the family - hasn't whispered some heart disease, married? The girl who is raped has her life broken. Thou, thou, thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102906
 17.09.2014
Chinese student dies in sperm bank
The bank is big, the Chinese are many... drowned, the poor.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102905
 17.09.2014
The same boss has five children, a second wife and a complete lack of understanding that life can be devoted to some other purpose than earning, breeding and building housing.

He is successful,
According to modern standards,
And you are not.

Conversation between an automaker and an automaker:
You can't park here, it's the Government House, the deputies around here!
I have a good alarm.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102904
 17.09.2014
by BLOGER:
»
It is my personal blogging.
---- to this:---
The number is 15317!
He, the poor, is coupled with contracts with maximum insurance. He was hungry after the time, you see.
For an unfortunate girl you deserve a much harsher fate. After all, it is because of such scammers that thousands of girls are afraid to go out the street at night from work. Only animals can feel sympathy for you.
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Maybe he deserved it. What does his daughter have to do with it?
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My daughter has nothing to do. But I’t let my young daughter be friends with the rapist’s daughter, visit her, etc. God is guarding. There is little in his head. I do not intend to risk my own safety because of my tolerance to another child.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102903
 17.09.2014
A colleague told her that she was going to celebrate with friends Samhain in the lakes, dressed as witches and witches.
I was not invited. I am very supportive of ethnic traditions.
However, all the same will have to storm their celebration in the costume of the Holy Inquisition. Wait until their flames burn.

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