Very good sales, normal prices. The turn has come. Here from the cushion rises the weary face of the owner and asks:

- In the word mouse is soft; a sign of hope or no hope?

The seller and his friends:

I must, I must.

After some time there is a price list: "Vinograd Kish Mouse".

The thicker and higher the walls, the quieter and more pleasant the neighbors. by Igor Marsenik

A fellow drunkard said:
Do you know why selfies are so popular? Because it is the only kind of photography that reflects the world as the author sees it: in the center - he himself, and everything else - around and not always in focus.

In India, a rixha driven by an electric shocker is considered a trolleybus.

There were no gay people in Star Trek. This disease has been learned to cure.

There is nothing special about naturals. There is such a future that no one needs sex.

Do not try to be wise anymore:
You miss Snape, Bowie, and I miss those people who knew Leonid Zhabotinsky, a multi-time Olympic champion who set 19 world records, inspired the clever Austrian boy Arnie Schwarzenegger to play sports and remained his idol forever.
He left quietly, without reposts-like, without spots in contact.
January 14, 2016 at the age of 78.
We will not forget you, the strongest man on the planet Earth.

Taschmuth, the clever Austrian boy Schwarzenegger was inspired by the Soviet athlete Yuri Vlasov. And it’s strange to miss the "people who knew"...

I think everyone had a period in their childhood when after reading adventure books, they wanted to find a treasure. My brother and I were no exception, and since we lived in a private house, the search started from our own yard. Having seen us with the blades and with a determined attitude, the father pointed out the supposed place under the fence, where the treasure was most likely. said and done. It was very difficult to dig: a very rocky spot, weak child handles, huge spades. And the father all walked with a mysterious smile and encouraged to dig deeper, because "no one digs the treasure on the surface." After an hour of forging there was a half-meter hole, no treasure and moss in our hands, we finished the excavations. And the next day we saw that in that same pit the father planted grapes. The puzzle came.

Whoever comes about the "warm apartment" program, I open the door. The man tells and explains, then looks at me: 18 is there?
And you don’t know how to answer right away because you’re 29 and this is your apartment.

Is he an atheist?
Valeriy "WaveCut": Of course an atheist, here are the crosses

>> Professor Snow

I know this is an official translation. Anyway, I scratch every time.

Bringed my daughter (blue-eyed smart decent girl) to celebrate the Birthday of a classmate ( 1st grade, all the parents of other children do not know yet).
One of my moms is wondering whose mom I am. I answer: Katy* and here is such a sincere interest * aaah, is that Katya, who told the kids in the class some funny poem about the ass? His class already knows.
I understood that the reputation of a decent family was lost :))) The elder brother educated his sister:))

Buying cigarettes is the most important thing. Cigarettes will be valued above the dollar.

And more ammunition.

Oh, I have these fantasies - cigarettes will be appreciated, ammunition...

You have to be realistic - the covers from the coke will be appreciated.

I was asked by D. R. today:
D: - Sun, you have finished studying, so you are a technician?
I: Well I am an engineer.
D: Well, that means a technician!? to
I am: Well yes.
I am a technician!! XD is