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[ + 87 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24940
 18.01.2010
You write here with such hope about the screams of your soul, tearfully ask to bring to the top shouting injustice, as if, clicking on the button "send to consideration", you imagine a superman who at night in family trousers with the letter S is arranged more conveniently at the comp, holding on his knees a plate with plums.. and here this imaginary superman opens a bore and hits your quote.. "nuclear yours for your foot!" - shouts superman and lays a hot plum bouillon from indignation, - "what injustice!".. the remaining plums supermen swallow in seconds, not chewing. rushing to the t-shirt straight to the surfaces of the family, he opens the plum and shouts down to you to help you, to punish the evils of the

Saidi

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №24939
 18.01.2010
The title on lente.ru:
"The officials promised to examine the pornographic advertisement shown on the Garden Ring"
Of course, there is nothing more to do, all problems have been solved.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №24938
 18.01.2010
to this:
to this:

From a medical website:

Mary, the likelihood of getting pregnant on the first day after the end of the menstrual period is extremely small, (HERE ATTENTION!!!) Even if you have sex.

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You won’t believe it, but sex isn’t the only way to get pregnant.
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Even more would. Her name is Mary, and they sometimes practice impeccable conception :)

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №24937
 18.01.2010
"The Darkness" is very missing Blade...

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №24936
 18.01.2010
You are strange creatures, girls.
We are dealing with a girlfriend love... by dog. After 5 minutes, he begins to sneeze, and after 10 he begins to cry and scream. Well, I think, I’m a good guy, the girl is kidding. And after a couple of minutes she cried through crying "Stand up from your feet, shit!". Why did she endure? Why not say immediately?

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