A friend won the competition of New Year's Poems in the bar:

Hello Father Christmas!
Did you bring us gifts?
Is it in the vein or in the nose?

The administration of BSH'a! You are the most green human beings – you seem to be, but no one sees you.

Let’s see how many people agree with me. and ;)

1 Daroff
2 as. and you. All of. Fuck to fuck. to write. I’m getting ready for the session, fucking.
Was the 1st at the end of the day?
I'm sorry, my mom sent an automatic message.
It is a tough one for you...

Qoren: It is very difficult to force a former programmer, who moved to work as a toker because of the shrinkage at the same factory, to correct the code written at the time :)

I stand with my companion in line. The one who looks bored looks at my button. Do I think he’s so careful? Look at Armani! and oh! I didn’t know I had an Armani jacket. The comrade looked at me from the top to the bottom, shrugged me, and said, "You know? I don’t think Armani knew that either!

Do you like German porn?
They are screaming, and they are sorry.

According to the astrological calendar, now we students are in the constellation of the Sandstone.

The man who does nothing is a lazy man, and the man who does nothing.

He looks smart, he is a philosopher.

What is needed for happiness?

I don’t know, but my father told me the following story.

My father is a long-distance driver with 40 years of experience. Somewhere in the 80s.

He drove in a group of such drives from somewhere from Astrakhanskaya.

north of the Arbuze. Downloaded the car - "KAMAZ" s

trailer "shalland" (this is such a long trailer) watermelon, a few tons.

My father went on his way back. As it was closer to the evening,

He went not very far, some hundred kilometers away, and decided to stop.

The night. And around only the steppe - flat, like a table, such an impression,

Not a single hill, not a single tree.

During the night, about a dozen and a half cars stopped off the road.

There was no difference between the road and the non-road. Drivers

They climbed out of the cabins and do their business, who heats the tea, who in the

The car is digging. The night is dark, there is no sight of the nibble.

And suddenly one of the trailers, loaded with strawberries, literally entered the sidewalk.

The waters were scared that in a step, a trailer with a cargo could crash.

Weighing more than 10 tons??? Imagination painted paintings one more terrifying

The other. The monsters from the books no longer seemed fairy tales. Water, captured

For the courage of the lights and mounting, go see. Look at... Further

A painting of oil. Around the trailer stood a terribly lame and dirty camel.

(And where did it come from?) and with the indescribable expression of great Happiness on the mouth

I cried at the end of the trailer! It is done! He found it! In the steppe! not scared

The camel even the loud whisper of 15 men.

Conscience is found. The lost person please urgently pick up, or it prevents you to sleep.

The Nights...

Corwin: Nita, what is your weight?
Now I have eaten...
I mean, I am dressed.
It will probably be 39.
Corwin: Omg, and before lunch and naked?
Nita: Corwin, naked not weighed, but until lunch - 38
If you go to the toilet...
Around 30...
You are a bag of shit.

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Have you noticed how many girls with guitars appeared after the release of the TV series "Ranetki"?
Damn, when will the series "Drivers" finally appear?

Oh how fun! Why not "Money" No, guys, how can you do that? What is this duality? We, men, boys and boys, are outraged that there are some fools around us, and we are dreaming about them, it comes out!
Let us better wait for the release of the series "Neglamourki", "Mozgoneebalki" and "Let's Go FriendsNeOstavalki". And personally from me - a fantastic series "Excentric-Smart-InitiativeGirlsGirls". I will go and make tea.

Katushka: I recently went to the store and said... "I want bread!... It is a spectacle!"
Katushka: After the grass the spectacle begins
••••Susla••• : it’s a hernia)))))I recently went to the store...
••••Susla•••• :and forgot how it was called button
Katushka :D
•••Susla••••:I stand like a fool, tick my finger...and then like a lump: "Give me striped bread!"
Katushka: *ROFL*
••••Susla•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I have not seen such oily eyes for a long time.

I am a pipe. I am happy to fill out the card of an employee for personal affairs in the human resources department. They have not changed the pattern of employee cards since the 1930s. There is a county: social origin. Here is the hz to write there. Can I write: a column nobility?
Tagged: noble noble
Is it the rule of the sea?
PVV: Worker and Peasant Intelligence
ttt: write the Aztecs
TTT: and come the next day with feathers in a bag, a spit and a mask on your cheeks.
zzz: write: the direct descendant of the out-of-marriage son of Emperor Charles IX
nnn: pioneer, child of workers
I am a college student! The daughter of Cameroon

She: I like to imagine that we are together))) That you embrace me strongly...
He: And I like to imagine that you are making me a suck...
She is: What?!?! to
You kiss me with your tongue. Isn’t that called a discharge?