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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24980
 18.01.2010
Wrong, fucking, in the Kursk hoppers. They took the money, bought a bucket. Drunk himself, encouraging the screams - don't change, man, we'll sing again! (This is by picking out a guitar in a cage from a passing chair and forcibly filling it with its own rabbit-on-cognac). But after asking “What can you do?” when I played Metla, they sang “Enter Sandman” in a choir, word-to-word with Hatfield’s intonations, and then asked for Arya, not older than “Hero of Asphalt.” But the last, who gave money for a taxi and filled a seed full pocket, and, sadly, stretched out - It is a pity that you are uneducated, you cannot lose weight with morbidities.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24979
 18.01.2010
"Oka" Parody or not.
Once watched a holiwarker on the topic of "real jeep vs parketnik". He ended after the phrase:
"I personally know two real SUVs - a tank and BelAZ. The rest is compromises.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24978
 18.01.2010
Support for the great filmmaker:

I apologize for this and it’s not funny:
I’ve never asked for anything, this is the first time. I’m looking for a movie that I’ve seen since I was a child. I can't find it anyway, I just didn't try, the last hope for you!
All I remember from the movie is one scene. The essence of which, as I remember, is that a large ship, on which there were many dwarfs, sailed to look for something on the island. The island was a desert. Because of this, there was a fight between them right on the sand and someone accidentally grabbed a skull or a stone in the sand and when he threw it, he broke the huge glass that stood on the island and on which this desert was painted, that is, it was so secret, and behind this glass was what they were looking for, some castle or what.
If you remember this movie, hurry away!
Give me what you need, please. thank you!
p.s I will not leave...
_________________________________________________________

This is, it seems, the "Bandits of Time" of Terry Gilliam. (Let the people see it)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24977
 18.01.2010
My mother had a white-white, furry, furry cat. My mother was small. My mom loved to play with the cat.
One day she took the henna, holding the poor man’s arms and feet, and painted him. She was helped by her sister, who was 14 at the time. It was literally five minutes.
Someone is white. And henna was so good, insisting, Iranian. Previously sold in bricks. The thing.
Hana was well fitted with the wool.
The cat became nuclear-red. Just shrugged the eyes.
My mother was often sick. One day a doctor came.
I saw the cat, and he swallowed. As a result, he fucked a bark at the corner of the shelf hanging on the wall. and bloodshed.
I called the doctor for him. hddd

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24976
 18.01.2010
YYY: I once had a Russian matte dictionary. I gave it to my driving instructor when I was studying law.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24975
 18.01.2010
by Ash
10 km on ski today, if I hold already

Kathy
Oh that! \m /

by Ash
For the first two miles, I didn’t think I lost it.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24974
 18.01.2010
If you don’t understand a word in a technical text, don’t pay attention to it. The text completely retains meaning and without it"

c) Cooper’s Law

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24973
 18.01.2010
Comments under the screenshot of the online game Alloda

YYY: What a horror! The colour of the grass was ripped!!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx What would you say, that blue shit, what should it be??? The idiot!! The grass is in the woods and in the flocks and in the heroes and in the bed green mill!!!! It is green!!! to

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №24972
 18.01.2010
Status In Contact: "Hmm... I wonder... why did the mints come to my yard??" Updated 3 years ago

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №24971
 18.01.2010
A strange night was, fragments of dreams some... Woke up purely formally, the brain is still sleeping... On the machine went to the bathroom to wash his hands, came out of the bathroom and on the question of parents in the spirit "why after sleep to wash his hands?" I answer:
Where I was wearing in my dreams...
O_O

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24970
 18.01.2010
Sexymiss: And I am normal. Not disturbed by Cullen, Vampires, Twilight. I will not wait for an eclipse.
Groul: The next movie is called Dawn!
Sexymiss: What are you rubbing me?!!! I have read this book 5 times! I don’t know the name?! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24969
 18.01.2010
RO$@ (23:55:43 16/01/2010)
As in the Pentagon.

Inkviz (23:56:54 16/01/2010)
They begin to suspect that I am a Soviet robber.

Inkviz (23:57:07 16/01/2010)
Can I remove a portrait of Lenin from the office?

RO$@ (23:58:07 16/01/2010)
It’s not just Trotsky.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №24968
 18.01.2010
I am currently on the paycheck. Next to it, a girl, such a glamorous blonde, approaches the stand.
Give me a corby.
Do you have pink?
D: Fuck, what is it? Is it because I am a blonde?? to
P:... (in confusion is silent)
A: Yes it is pink.


[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24967
 18.01.2010
How is it there - "this generation has grown"?
Here’s the generation who has grown up thinking that Schwarzenegger is the governor of California! by Kisya

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №24966
 18.01.2010
The real fan of the series Docto House is not the one who watches all the series, but the one who with a mild nausea requires in the hospital to make him an MRI and bone marrow biopsy.

[ + 97 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24965
 18.01.2010
Interesting facts from the site:

The dog Laika was sent into space, knowing in advance that she would die. After that, a letter from a group of women from Mississippi came to the United Nations. They demanded to condemn the inhumane treatment of dogs in the USSR and put forward a proposal: if it is necessary for the development of science to send living beings into space, in our city there are as many Negroes as you want.

It is good)))

[ + 109 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24964
 18.01.2010
What is luck?
This is when the lens falling down the camera sits batteries and in flight it removes the lens in itself.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24963
 18.01.2010
The echo of Moscow (c):
The news tape:
Yesterday, an unknown man called Mr. He said that it makes sense. A decision was made to evacuate the deputies urgently.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №24962
 18.01.2010
The strongest incentive in my studies was that the windows of my shelter went out to the military square. Every morning and evening I watched the training of the soldiers.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №24961
 18.01.2010
Daddy told me:
He was invited to one universe in a commission to sit... an examination in anatomy. It’s time to answer a girl... well she’s right to sit in front of the daddy.
He: Your question
The female genital organs
He: Well, tell me what’s in them.
She (very uncertainly): in the female genitals... include... the male genitals...
She is smiling :)

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