There was no internet with plenty of porn before, and this suggests that children of past generations were forced to have a much richer imagination than children of today.

Now the epic file was, at work a lunch break, I get with me the delicious that my wife was cooking, I open the lid and I go to the microwave... along the way the container with food flies out of my hands and in a fraction of a second that he fell I had the time to think "chenu, go, I tried..." the container makes a salto in the air and lands on the ground without dropping anything)

We found a strange large folder on the server.. we will not delete it or not
Sasha enters there. presses the F8 button.
And he said, “Are you sure?”
Yes, I am a shark 😉
We have 1.5 TB free.)

<[Sky]Malashka> [Sky]Sasha_: go crazy, privacy and sex depend on the courier!
<[PER]Dyxa> [Sky]Malashka: Do you have to send a vibrator by courier?

I have been sitting at home for 3 years on an IKEA board with a hole for the convenience of carrying, and only after bringing the cat realized that this is not the most successful design idea.

I have a family of trolls. I sit in a room with a girl. The mother and the dialogue:
The show showed a story about an actor who was murdered. It turns out he was gay and met on the Internet. Transmission about not getting acquainted on the Internet...homics.
Is that what you said now?
You are sitting on the internet.

Maryslim: Did you know that Merlin Manson was fucking chickens when she was a kid?
CjRemix: You know... I’m 22 years old... and I’m actually doing the same 😉

At a New Year’s party, our administrator, Anja, had a good drink and told me why she loved Linux. Almost literally: "He is like a wooden member. At first, you don’t know how to use it, it’s all in the hooks and very rough. Then you gradually master it, brush it with a squeeze, fit it under you and eventually comes the moment when you start to experience one orgasm after another!!! to

>>Take off the comps and march out!!! to

What to do there? The freezing 35!

[5:34:37] Archie: Listen to me
Are you not familiar with doctors?
[5:35:11] Dima: only students
[5:35:21] Dima: and what is nahuya?
[5:36:59] Archie: Well, I’m kind of like the army cutting out again)
[5:38:55] Dima: What, what do you wave up? O_O
[5:39:05] Archie: what a difference
[5:39:12] Archie: even if I don’t drop it anyway after cutting)
[5:39:18] Archie: It was hard to live with a compressed ass
[5:39:40] Dima: Well relax and let love enter your ass =)
[5:39:45] Smoke: like these are not taken yet

Ivan Yarovenko: a beer housh?
Alexey Rybakov: I am in the car
Ivan Yarovenko: the question is stupid
Ivan Yarovenko: You really want to

My daughter for 20 years:
Why do you praise my tax when she eats everything and I don’t?

I've just left a flash with the series "Walkin' dead". I come home, papik says: "Class series "Walkin grandfather", only named unclear somehow...."

From the WoT Forum

dikiya (01 January 2012 - 13:37):
If I put on the tank an anti-fractional armor
At the AMH50B I from a distance in the front sheet at an angle of 90 degrees shoots MS-1
I drive at the highest speed possible on this surface.
Will I destroy the projectile that hit my frontal armor?
Not to deny, not to destroy.
If not now, will it be possible when physics is introduced?

Can I advise you to play less and learn more?
Even if the finance department does not approve.

Do you want to be a vampire?
Leah : No. I would like to be a reverse.
I would spend more time in the fresh air.

It was before the New Year. It’s about 6 o’clock before midnight, so I decide to go to Modern Warfare 3 and play online. Somewhere in half an hour in the game comes a guy with a nick optimist and writes all sorts of congratulations with the coming new year. Here my gaze notices a player who runs close to him, gets the RPG and smiles into that optimist. The missile explosion kills the above-mentioned congratulator, when the nearby car explodes and clings to three other enemies =) I expected everybody after that...accusations of cleansing, threats to shake the pipe in someone's house, but not the phrases from the optimist "URA POSONY A THAT AND SALUT!" =) and then he took and shot everyone to the devil's mother =)

The cat in the straw
I think some people have a plate in their brains that isolates contacts. In order to work, you need to pull it out.

The cat in the straw
They are not on course.

I found it on VKontakte, stinged in the voice)))
You are glad that the status does not show the title of the video you are watching! You understand...

Listen to me, you have borrowed. Both married and single, and those who are here looking for love. You would go somewhere VKontakt, on Lovplanet and other sites of this type.

The feeling that all the school that was here a few years ago suddenly became adults, and decided to step up. But the shit did not stop here.

A celebration at work.
Under the table in the office found a bottle of brandy from the New Year!