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[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №37555
 18.10.2010
In the forum discussion of feathers and everything related to them.

And I ended my handwriting after a fracture of two foot bones. After removing the plaster, it turned out that the geometry of the brush has changed. Very convenient, on the interrogation you can refuse all your pre-breaking signatures!

- In the interrogation the geometry of the brushes may try to restore...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №37554
 18.10.2010
In the morning in Ash.

and good!
Good luck, I can’t find my phone. I am late.
Hey, what are you printing from?
and crying

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №37553
 18.10.2010
With Google
XX: What is a clitoris?
yyy: This is a reduction from kilolitres. That is a thousand liters.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37552
 18.10.2010
The younger sister (C) does not want to water the flowers:
C: Why water them, they will die sooner or later!
I (thinkingly): Well, from this point of view you can’t be fed...
It worked! =) is

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №37551
 18.10.2010
Police Inspectorate of Roads and Motor Transport of Russia. Reduced - P.I.D.A.R

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №37550
 18.10.2010
News from Rambler:
The trouble happened to famous singer Dima Bilan last weekend. The Eurovision winner was in an accident. The singer was driving his BMW on the third transport ring. At decent speed in the car of Bilan crashed the "Giguli" of the sixth model. “We were very shaken,” Dima told Komsomolskaya Pravda. My face was ten centimeters from the wheel!"
Try again, we believe in you!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37549
 18.10.2010
I am :
You’d see me making olive... fast and fast so that Sasha’t have time to come and see how I’m disturbing him.

I am :
I don't have a large pot and I threw all the ingredients into a new garbage bag, shaken and dropped in 2 containers

The Brother:
and ROFL

The Brother:
Inventiveness at Height

I am :
Never go to the women’s kitchen.

The Brother:
I’m not a woman in any way – everywhere it’s a mess ?

I am :
What an order we can put in your warehouse!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37548
 18.10.2010
YouTube comment on UFO presence on the moon

xxx:Shake up everyone who bought the plots on the moon)) Throw, a cockroach, with an American flag, knocked the cockroach, knocked into a plate with a borst and fucked)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37547
 18.10.2010
XXX: I'll be happy with you on the head of the chair!
I will put myself on a chair! That is, give...
XXX is wow! You feel guilty!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37546
 18.10.2010
Q: What is the degree of smoke in the room?
Tagged in: Nubia, Nubia
and xxx : )
Wauu: one Nupiseducuvastnakure (npuvtn) is when 1 tail, weighing 1 kg can hang at a height of 1 meter exactly 1 second

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37545
 18.10.2010
Endy: I will tell you... There is only one effective way to save Russia, it was proposed by Kutuzov in 1812. to burn Moscow.
Bewreks: This summer someone tried to save the world, but something didn’t work.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №37544
 18.10.2010
I saw now advertising: discounts on handwashing and car cleaning on the car "Welcome Wipes"! I'm sorry to go there - yeah! Ahtung is...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37543
 18.10.2010
Full house :
This is the great paradox of student life. All no4t do theorver, 4tb exactly him, szuco, sutra and sleep :(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37542
 18.10.2010
Wear a new piece, in youthful style, striped, carefully shaved.
In the market, for beer.
“Young man, show me your passport, I’m not sure you’re 18.
(with a breath, removing the cap) - That is, the gray and the pleasant procured baryton are no longer quoted?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37541
 18.10.2010
Man did not come from a monkey, but from two monkeys.
Why two of them??

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37540
 18.10.2010
Smith: I don't believe you're 17, or 14 at most, and I don't want to talk to you because you're small.
and meet up.
Smith: Even if you swallow
Iris: Who am I swallowing?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37539
 18.10.2010
I have heard of history, even in the times of the Union.
Geophysicists in the taiga camp were destroyed, research conducted.
And for 2 bottles of vodka agreed with the drillers that they had two toilets of the type of "sorting". The drillers made two holes and left, and the top of the booth was wooden, all as appropriate. The man went to the wind, to try a new toilet - sat down, swallowed up.... the sound he heard after a long time.It turns out that the drillers did not shrink - the shurfs went to a depth of 50 m. People first learned - were afraid to go there =)))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №37538
 18.10.2010
I was all in the fuck! I fucked the speed of light. I am the sun, the moon, all the planets through the whore! I fuck a black hole. I am fucking anti-matter!! to

Physics as a first lesson?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №37537
 18.10.2010
During the Census:
Q. What is your size?
Eeeee eeee eeee eeee!!!! to
Apartments and apartments!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37536
 18.10.2010
Oksana: the fucking went into the kitchen and suddenly...feed me

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