Can I please you?
I’ll drink this vodka myself.

I have a website about design. The children’s room uses black curtains.
Commentary :
There lived a mother, father and daughter. Once a mother sent a girl to buy curtains, but told her not to buy black curtains. The girl came to the store, and there were only black curtains, and she bought black ones.

My mother hanged them on the window. During the night, the black curtains struck my father. My father was buried. The next night, the curtains struck her mother. She was also buried.

Then the girl went to the police and told the police. They hid under the bed at night, and the girl lay in bed. When the curtains wanted to strangle the girl, the police shot at them. The curtains shouted, they had black blood and they died.

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You are not offended, right?
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You are what...?
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Insulted Cannes
Write that I should be offended, or I didn’t receive a message.

In our country there are two problems: people who believe that for a small salary they should not work normally and people who, after paying the money, believe that they have the right to demand anything. And already this leads to known problems: fools and roads, or vice versa.

Respecting Postal Employees:
I had to go a long way away from home to take care of a sick person. Accordingly, the work was not planned, the money was cut, but it was decided that the necessary will be sent by mail to the mother - there were no other options. And I apologize, dear disgusting ones, but I just had to endure close sexual contact with our mail for almost 2 years, and you, dear disgusting ones, actively and purposefully fucking my brain and nervous system. One of the packages never arrived, in another - instead of a leather jacket sent by a mother to her sick son, there was an open package of cheap caramel (precisely by weight), in another - instead of shoes - four packs of refined sugar... I can still list, if you want! In an attempt to upset one of you, the disgusting mailers, made it clear to me that this divine organization is not engaged in listening to complaints, and I can leave my dissatisfaction with myself. So here is the question: What kind of shit should I respect you and what work do you talk about? Is it so hard to steal from the mail?

LiLA18.10.12 - 00:19
I can’t breathe after them... How she bought them I don’t have the slightest idea, but she’s afraid of this one herself.. So, she decided to stick over me, sprinkled me in the bag... and left the room, and I can’t understand what it smells... In short, while she was in the kitchen, I threw her bag into the bedroom and closed the door... In short, you would hear those screams ))))))))) ahahaahaah)))) I thought the house would collapse ))))
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:23
This is what! I once gave a colleague a counterfeit on Fahrenheit... You understand that there was nothing in common with the real Fahrenheit. (It is not surprising, for his former gave him) He found him used. Every time I smoked in the car, I sprayed the air conditioner. Instead of a refresher.
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:23
So here
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:24
We had to go to Pavlovsk together.
Alexis 18.10.12 - 00:25
Naturally, after each of his smoking, I began to hysterize, and begged not to smell that shit. So that shit sprinkled me, and I grabbed him. As a result, I was irritated, he had blisters, we smelled at the meeting with clients as two cheap and old prostitutes(( And the wife at home arranged hysteria, all about the same prostitutes.

From the discussion on the Habra on the introduction of theology in the universities.
ncix# I wonder who will the department produce, the theological engineers?
Picture: “Diplomated engineer-theologian sanctifying a new energy block”

Now the professors of the MIFI will be able to give absolutely accurate expert assessments about the fall of GLONASS satellites into the ocean.
"The rocket did not get into orbit because it hit the sky." Questions to the relevant department.

The woman wrote: She went and bought a silk dress. The Red. How I was shaved. I was touched by him. I looked for half an hour. Then I went to the sample and realized that the regime of hard savings now will be broken again... It was so beautiful... I will not wear it anyway - I will not decide.

Teotlu: I want a banknote root of minus two rubles.
Dark_Kat: Complex Lunches to Buy?

Press service of the Government on the postponement of weekends in 2013:
“Given that February 23 coincides with the Saturday, which is postponed to February 25, this day is postponed to May 10,” the document said.
Pepper, how is it?

I understood that the carpenter was really very old when I counted how many of my former people I had overnight in it... %)

From "The History of Brands":
Nokia - started as a woodworking plant, grew to rubber products production in the Finnish city of Nokia.
My first Nokia phone served 6 years... So I think now: was it wood or rubber?

Did repair recently, ordered in the neighboring city photo wallpapers, delivery EMS imposed payment. Okay, we were driving for a week - this is usual, but these heroic people were able to fold a half-thick cardboard tube with a roll of vinyl wallpapers inside! I refused, but the impression remains :)

...
A: I think it ruins the environment!
Ecology is a science, it cannot be ruined :)
C: Oh, like yesterday I went out on the balcony at night while smoking - watching astronomy!
B: Did you forgive me? You may get sick :D
D: We’ve already gotten sociology fucking here!!!))

I sit with my grandfather in the kitchen. He puts a phone book on his cell phone.
I have a mobile support...and also – a mobile portal! Thinking for a few minutes. Have you heard? I can make a portal and fly to the damn mother!

Today my accountant downloaded a program from the internet. The instructions say that before launching it is necessary to disable the antivirus..

The teacher dictates the lecture today: "Compliance with the norms of speech etiquette is necessary, STOP!!The condition is..."

Download GIMP for Windows:
This version is only for x32 (32 bit) operating systems, if you don’t know what it means, then most likely it’s exactly what you need.

Dialogue at the end of the journey.
So, group, we don’t stretch... we don’t stretch as much as we can repeat! We go out to those buses on the road, see the white ones?
Why are they two? We came in three?
And whoever sits down first, goes away... Why are you all so nervous?