Announced by:
In the city of N, in a normal and sociable and company of guys, a grandmother-friend is needed.
Z is. by consent of the parties.
_________________________________________________________
Leonard and Sheldon?

to these:
to this:

She: her husband found a half-life flies on the floor, pulled out a few finger batteries from the table and slid them down the floor in the direction of the flies from a meter. Is this normal for a 32 year old?
He is: Yes

I would still take a couple of pieces of the wire and lock the fly into the electric circuit.)))
by Zy. I am 31 years.

I would fuck my wife. I am 30. Only a year remains until the deadline (

This is :
"Friends forever, I have revenged for us! I was harassed by an old friend, but I didn’t give it to her :)"
You are not a vengeful, you are an idiot!! to

In The Hague in the evening of October 17, unknown people robbed the house, which is under the control of the Russian embassy in the Netherlands. This is by NL Times. Now our move.
Fuck, I’m starting to like it.

YYY: I just don’t understand that they can’t share with the Netherlands.? to

Fuck you sir!

We had a battalion in the army: E.D. and bobro.
The only person whose initials were written in front of his surname.

to this:
A girlfriend dreams of finding herself a guy, according to her descriptions: "lone, dull and dull, inclined to philosophy and psychoanalysis, for marriage and family."

When I realized I was perfect...

Conversation with my wife in Ashkenazi.

I’ll ask you what you love more: me or the cat. You answer the cat, and I want to go, and you open the door, and I took it and changed my mind because it was a cat.

Terry Pratchett and Margaret Thatcher. With whom does not happen.

I have one known guy. And he loves to tell various stories with him on his drunken head at almost every drinking sitting. He has a story that no one has ever heard beyond the first phrase, and it sounds like this: “I’m going somewhere from my birthday... Ah, no! They are me!" It is after this phrase that wild rust rises around, and the storyteller offends everyone and silences. Until the next drink.

vol: "What are you wearing now?"
vol: "I slowly remove you from the band"
vol: "He smells like your mac and your apple"
grim: "I will enter you without a proxy"
by Leo)
I terminate your session.
Grim: "How do you want today sweet, through TCP/IPv4 or TCP/IPv6?"
SP: I pour you slowly the firmware and I get the brick after all.
Grim: "Insert your cable into my port, it’s open for you"
vol: "Your link is so narrow"
Leo: "Let’s just go with a dedicated IP, so it’s safer"
grim: "End your session safely, do not break as last time"
SP: and slowly wearing the connector
vol: "I do not accuse you of anything, but I have a drop at the port..."
sp: tell your mom to leave the room I can't continue setting
vaha: the connector whispers in your nest
Sam, difficult memories?:D
Vaha: the broken nest
Grim: "Baby, I burned the port after you"
Grim: "Did you not connect to other networks while I was at work?"
vol: "Don't mind if my friend suits me, let's try Full Duplex?"
Grim: "This is my longest session this month"
Grim: "Don’t enter me under the roof, it’s not safe"
vaha: the link does not go up, try picking it up by another port =)
grim: "Baby, I have a link jumping, should it be?"
grim: "Can you try to move your cable?"

Today, the interviewer tested:
How many browsers does your product support?
It supports five. It only works in Internet Explorer.

The girl calls now:
Hi to you. You are concerned by the representatives of "OTP-Bank". Are you comfortable talking now?
Hi to you. Yes it is comfortable.
(2 seconds pause, I hear someone talking to her next door)
Unfortunately we can’t talk to you right now so we’ll call you back later.

Commentary from YouTube:
I bought a double icon in the car in the church. He removed the image from there and inserted the printed gods of Ketzalkoatl and Teskatilipoki (the Aztec gods). I glued onto the car panel, and I call this wild baththert from my believing father and from other 'believers' who are driving with me in the car)))))) I plan to build something like myself at home - like the'red corner'))))))))

A real case at McDonald’s.
Standing in a row, in the neighboring box, a woman (J), gently speaking for the centerman, and a girl-cassor (K) are in a dialogue:
BigTaysti, BigMac, two hamburgers, McNags nine, big fry, big coke...
Q: Do you want a cherry cake?
You know, I am on a diet!1! 1!

XXX: Get out of class! Your methods are not enough incapsulative!
Stop polymorphizing in class!
XXX: Call the elementary class to school!
Call as much as you want, I’m abstract.

xxx: standing in a traffic jamming, caught myself on changing the wave on the receiver, pressing the clutch before >_<

Christine
I am a meloman.
I listen to)

Robert is
I listen to it too)
but Basque, for example, very short - seconds 10, until I realized that it was Basque

To reassure the girl:

It is an unforgettable feeling when you break through the email address of your narrowed, and he is registered on all gay portals 0_o

From personal experience - find out now how crazy his ex was)

The 4,5-year-old daughter became addicted in the evening while watching cartoons to make a snack. Usually it’s a banana or an apple or something like that. There was no such thing today.Next dialogue: - Give a banana
– not
Give an apple.
– not
Give me something! I want to!
Go to the kitchen and sing.
I do not want! He covers his face with his hands, falls onto the couch and passes through the wild reef, but why is this life?! to

XXX is
Who has a business with a relative? Is it possible to do business with relatives?
I like to share.

YYYY
My parents invested in my higher education – they burned up in the same place. And like experienced businessmen, economic, visionary. A sharp question, in general.