Pinky is already paranoid... How is the syndrome called when random phenomena are taken for patterns?
YYY : The religion.

They are tired of God. Seventy-seven ishacks with giant bolts are waiting for the Shahids-Mahids.
YYY: What are you tired of? Do you pinch too often?

Marine photo of the aircraft carrier with a steering mark on an empty deck.

Here you can learn to drift very quickly.
There are no boat fencing on the turns.

Minister of Communications and Mass Communications Nikolai Nikiforov said that Russian electronics will soon become the norm for ordinary Russians.
He did not ignore the attention and professional structures:
...For example, a doctor’s tablet will process sensitive personal data of the population..."
Sensitive personal data?
Will the letters be ticked?

from the hub, discussion of Yandex and Film Search:

Ankh1989: It seems that the stock of Yandex is time to sell
Andorro: “To sell something unnecessary, you must first buy something unnecessary, and we don’t have the money!”

My son is in fifth grade. Looking at his presentation, he does not know what "cartridge" is, instead of it he wrote "cactus", but correctly wrote the words "desinfection" and "carbole".

Are you not enjoying the collective? Become the boss, then the team will have to get along with you!

I am in the tax office, I need to report.
A guy is sitting in front of me, the line of three forks, however, we have almost reached it, now to go to him, then to me... here in the corridor a lady of the type of "nuclear warhead" breaks. The shape of the warhead, the grenadier step and Stalin's ass. Well, maybe it’s a little short, but it’s halfway to its ideal.
Norwegians go by without a turn.
So yes, I am a moment, I am there and there...
Here comes the turn of the guy, not thinking long, he removes the lady and the whole corridor:
“And you, Cornet, I’ll ask you to stay.
Madame crumbles, the guy enters the office, we barely hold back from whirling, but we wait patiently.
Realizing that the number has not passed, the lady takes a position at the office, so that she immediately runs there - and begins to go away from the people. But without much enthusiasm. I am thinking what to do - to push it away, or how... but to scandalize reluctance... and here!
The boy is out, the aunt is stressed, now it is on the start...
Looking at her, the man says.
Good, good is good. The girl would be more beautiful.
The aunt is finally crumbling, filled with bad paint, I slide into the office - and already from there I hear such a whisper that the walls tremble. When I went out, she left.
Not a single rude word, but what is the result? Everyone has the mood in the plus, and the hiccups in the minus.
More such men.

Do you have a crane? Burned the straw? The computer does not work? "Deputy for an hour" - nothing will be repaired, will prove that everything is well with you and leave you without money.

> husband (hereinafter - M)

This M then meets twice. It saved four letters (x 2), for which it used six, and two more clamps and defices and difficulty reading the dialogue.
What a stupid habit? Reductions are needed for Konstantin Konstantinopolis. Not needed for everyone else. Especially remarkable when this reduction goes for just one phrase in a dialogue.

Interestingly, when will publish Auditor with B and D instead of Bobchinsky with Dobchinsky. This will save paper and time for readers reading on slogans.

Xxx: In general, we in Russia have no problems with zombies... They are dead – the blood does not circulate. As soon as there is a minus 1 degree, they immediately freeze. And here you will be able to walk with the beat and break the funny ice figures.

Zzz: Therefore, you should be concerned in advance about the coat of cloth with heating and helmet.

On one dating site wrote to a girl, asked to tell a little about herself, she replied:
"What to say
Plans are many but none come true.
I can’t say anything about myself "

I’ll just leave it here)))

Stranger: How do you get a crowd of children between the ages of five and eight to silence for about one and a half minutes, forcing them to go into a state of deep thought? Animators at the local TV showed a master class, asking the children only one question:

What is the name of the cave?! to

The silence was guaranteed!