I had such a case. I walk around the city in the evening toward the house. Here, suddenly, a DPS car drives me and signals me to press to the side. I get up, an employee approaches, asks to present a driver's license, a shirt and a Osago policy. I give the police, and I can't find the driver's license and the sickle anywhere. I am almost in panic, and the employee with a light smile stretches my documents and tells me to be more attentive. I found them out in the morning on the gasoline, and they apparently were somewhere nearby. They searched for me all day.

We had a resident here. When the apartment was accepted, two Ikeev carpets were not counted. I wondered – where?

“Oh, I stitched them, but I didn’t know how to clean them, so I threw them out,” was our answer. The hand face.

They are in the apartment and are not needed. Those are little things!”

We thought so, so we will deduct the cost of the small things from the amount of the pledge.

“Why are they so expensive? I watched it on the internet a few months ago and it was cheaper. No cost of delivery from Moscow did not take into account. "

You can order carpets with delivery - we will return the money at the old prices.

“What a wretched people you are! You don’t want to pay back, say so. Have you seen who you are renting the apartment?

See, therefore, the contract and the inventory of property, and the amount of the pledge is such.

xxx: I check honey simply: I give my friend with allergies to try, if it starts to suffocate, then I take a couple of liters at once.

Sergey Soloviev recalled that some time after the premiere of the detective "Ten Negroes" they met with Alexander Abdulov, discussed their affairs and slipped into the film.

Tell me, how did it end? Who is fucking? I asked Abdul.

Sasha, are you out? You were filming there! I haven’t read the book, but the script is. Surprised by Solovjov.

Yes, I read the script until my hero was killed on page 10. I have no idea how the matter ended...

In the kindergarten, I and a girl had adjacent beds. One day, in a quiet hour, she asked her to do a massage, like a bucket crawling on her hand. He promised me the same in return. I try my best, my fingers are already tired, and she doesn’t get along, requires continuation. Eventually, my fingers were completely stuck, I surrendered and demanded my turn. She replied, “Sorry, I’m tired and I want to sleep.” This is a kick. Almost 30 years have passed, and it is still offensive.

In order for the right bees to bring the right honey, you need to change the beekeeper.

My brother’s wife long ago asked him to go to the market for potatoes. He is a lazy ass, gathered for a few days, eventually gathered, climbed, opened the door, and there is a man standing and saying, "Hello! Do you need potatoes?”

Tomorrow in the Moscow metro for all passengers will work the payment system on the face of FacePay. You approach, remove the mask - the system will write off a fine of five thousand for doing without the mask.

The hardest professional deformation happened to me after working as a bartender in college. She’s still with me, and it’s been almost 15 years.

In the cafe, I do not order fresh and smoothies from carrots, apples, kiwi (because some smart people do not manage to wash and clean carrots if it is clean visually, do not clean the apples from the inside, and kiwi throw together with the skin), juices from bags (because they can stand open for 3 weeks), do not ask to bring water in a glass or ice (because the water can be poured from under the crane, and the ice generator works on the water supply and what is there with filters), before using I wipe a towel-squeeze-squeeze, sometimes when it is completely covered, then the cups and I always watch the waitress carry the plates with the ready-made food (whether his finger does not suck at the time in food)