Kathrine: And I’m not going to tone my car – I’m cute!)))

xxx: By the way, on the EOdinka saw an ad - type of contest We offer you to come up with the name of the new dog of Putin.
YYY: What to think? The Dog by Name "Plan"
Yyy: Putin’s Plan
xxx: the pattern
yyy: You can "Demon"
YYY: But it is uncreative.
Or Zacher for a Good United Russia
The electorate is not bad either.
The electorate! to sit! to lie!
And the most important thing is the voice!

Working in our office as an assistant girl, immediately after the institute, quite clever and very sharp in the language. Her name is Lena. Picture with oil: Ed decided to change the overburned light bulb over his table... He crashed, he clumped up on the table, but only touched the luster - its dust and filled. It’s a mess, I have to wipe it out!
by Lena-A A scream to the whole office.
Realizing that something terrible has happened, Lena flies out of her office in all pairs, loudly and often cuddling her heels on the laminate. In the doors it freezes and from the summer, seeing under the ceiling Ed with his arms lifted up, he gives:
Soap and rope?
Bring a servette.
You are afraid of the dollar.? to
I had to wait half an hour to replace the light.

You as a microbiologist should know. Why are the spots sticky and stretched?
To chew was comfortable.

A woman, a vegetarian, bought at McDonald's in New York a Happy Meal package lunch - a hamburger and a fried potato. For 180 days, these products were laid on her table without any visible changes - neither mold nor rot the woman who photographed the hamburger every day for 6 months, did not find.
To conduct such an experiment, a curious American was prompted by the story of another woman, who claimed in 2008 that she has kept a hamburger from McDonald's since 1996. Another lady held a hamburger for 4 years and also noted any changes.

Yyy: These are gracious hamburgers.

The xxx:
So what? Internet speed is tolerable.
YYYY :
Not very much, but you can live. It was worse at the school.
The xxx:
In the institute, when you make a request in the yandex, somewhere in the basement a bell is heard. climbing up the sleeping grandmother, wearing the second glasses above the first, looking long into the received telegram on the tape, then with the face eradicated from pain and holding the hand behind the sick back. crawls to the warehouse, there goes to the highest hustle... gets a crumbling box, very long to dig in it, gets a lost perphocard and again rushing from the pain to break to the lamp mainframe, which occupies the whole basement of the institute and adjacent to it dormitory, puts in that hustle there. at the same time, the whole institute and for five seconds are destroyed, and a miracle, on the screen of the monitor appe

The internet has eaten your brain.
YYY: Not just mine. Also acquaintances, friends and relatives. The carpet is now swallowing. beauty

Yesterday I had a nervous breakdown.
Quad: All day in vain tried to transfer money through qiwi. after each attempt on the mobile phone called a robot and asked for confirmation of the operation type "click one, if yes".
quad: spammed the unit to blue and nothing happened.
Quad: I call support, I have a system failure, disable the voice checking option through settings.
Quad: turned off... the robot immediately rings and grits "if you really want to turn off the check, press one"...

I came to work today from the Security Department. Long inspected the workplace, and eventually wrote a note: the mouse has no carpet, all the radiation goes to the right hand, they wrote a fine. I live in the best country in the world!

HH: What do you like?
A very general question, imho.
HHH: Okay well. Do you like cake for example?
I eat everything.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And the flowers?
I said I eat it all.

Statistics: Men have sex 1.5 times more often than women.
All statistics are ruined by gay pedras

The waitress in the cafeteria:
Which tea is black or green?
I: The Black
What bread is black or green?
I: O_o

D.AI went to the cemetery and went to my grandmother’s grave.
D.AWhen you die, what would you want your body to do? cremated or buried.
I want to find him at least...

In Donetsk, people are afraid to go out because they are caught and sent to leadership positions in other regions of Ukraine.

The result of the match Russia 0-2 Belgium.
The funeral has played great!
For the whole game, one effective action - knocked down Arshavin in the center of the field.

I had a circus then :)
of 2?
One empty pair. The Holy Trinity decided to play papers (on the forehead of the clayaccio papers, on them - the names of the heroes of the cartoons. The task is to guess what you have on your forehead for your name, and you can answer your questions "yes" and "no"). It was Kenny...
2 and?
1 and a picture. after twenty minutes of the survey it turned out that he is a male, under 18, white-brushed, not from our cartoon and there is a bunch of songs about him and the name of K begins... everyone who approaches her, first roars, and then all sorts of hints - then washes, then the cap is stretched, then oreth! They killed Daesh!"
2 :D
1 then she asks "he was killed?" - *chorom* yes! But is he alive? - Chord, with the skies in all 32 * Yes! Has he been killed many times? * a chorus, with a badly hidden hysteria * - Yes!!! and Casper?! to
2 * the roof
1 Yes, that’s what it looked like! I couldn’t even talk, only whispered.) but she got us! He waited until we got a little bit overwhelmed and gave it out with such an offended face: “No, he has nine lives? Is it a cat?"
The next 10 minutes of my life I remember badly ;-)
1 Now we have our Kenny

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lie on the couch. to do them. The naked women began to roll in their heads. I thought no, enough for today. But down there, he didn’t seem like that! I tried not to think about the bodies. As a result, it only got worse. From hopelessness he began to roast like a fool. But the troll is not all that. I thought what to do. Presented in English...
WOW: Yes, and what?
XHH: What is it? first stopped lybitso, then the fox fell and bored. The third day did not get up. What to do?! to

X: Yes, if he does it again, I’ll say to him, “Return 360 degrees and go down!”and "
U: Eee, I’m not strong in mathematics, but it seems 360 degrees is a circle)))))

From ZJ Šestakov, to the Day of the Police:

Moscow City Commandantur
Dear people of Moscow!

1st Shaurmachen is ferbothen. of the Lord. Who is on the street is a castle, a concentration camp. Jade can be.

2nd Lush to forget. Fast and fast. I want to learn karaoke.

Three Today is a celebration for you, der Milicai Tag. OP OP, dance to all. Who does not want is a castle, a concentration camp.