Thunderman Yesterday at 19:51

"Ice Palace in Gorky was built three times faster than the regulatory terms"
By the decree of the governor, the duration of the project set of strength with concrete was reduced from 28 to 7 days!

Called a friend for a long time to the event, finally persuaded, agreed, the company gathered, the evening already, I call her, throws down, is silent. They waited a long time, spit, and left. in the trail. One day he asked her why she didn’t go, and he got only one answer that he wasn’t able to fight.

Nadjushka
I didn’t promise anything, I just said I’d go.

The head of Roskomnadzor is a fool.
If you see it, it means it is.

I am sitting, writing a diploma in technical university. I see advertising in VK: Where to work for a graduate? Come to "Rostik's-KFC"... Quickly closed the VC, the diploma began to get better!

Samsung Electronics has raised by 20% the cost of mobile processors it sells to Apple for iPhone and iPad devices. Apple initially rejected the new terms, but was unable to find an alternative supplier, so it had to agree.Based on the projected volume of deliveries this year and next year, Samsung could get $1 billion in additional profit.
Follow what is called.
"The Apple We drink the soup on which we sit."

I sit at the dentistry, a tooth is drilled to me, there comes some left doctor, squeezes my finger in my mouth, pushes off my lips and asks: What are you doing there?

Don’t believe, the gynecologists do the same.

Why do you call it a gun?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is Yuri Jurich. Yuri Yurich - Yuu - 2u - u2 - to you too (you too) - TT - pistol TT - pistol.
xxx: #$% o_0

From Twitter:
Overall, I liked the sunsets. Drama, action and computer graphics are so, the actors are terrible, but like a comedy very even nothing. The whole room was raised to tears.

Cat: I understand I’m used to sleeping alone on a huge bed)) I don’t even have you very comfortable together on a small bed... I throw your legs and fingers on you when we sleep?? to
I have already answered, but I will not hesitate to answer again, especially since the answer will be eloquent. Fuck me, I’m sleeping.

In football, it is clearly heard after the third hit in the translation: "Blaze, fuck in the mouth", the commentator says: "From the coach’s bench you can hear how the coach is not happy with fate" :)

The phone is shit!

Proff: I was on the road to the toilet with a notepad tonight, over me, in my opinion, even cats were roasting :)

XXX: I’m going to go to bed and go to bed!
YYY: Ah, I’ll put you in the washing machine with the blanket and the carpet.
Zzz: Earth in the Illuminator.

SK> If I had written a diploma, it would be called "The influence of the French Musketeer on the orientation of others."

Discussion of the Joint Walk:

Gregory
Fuck, you have to hold the pen.

Svetlana
Well, not necessarily a pen, but preferably)) or I will have to tie a pillow on the pop)

Gregory
Bind the sofa.
When you fall, I will sit on him next to you, embrace and rest, morally preparing to overcome another three meters under the screams JOBBING my legs disconnect save help don't let go of my hand and I will go away.

...and yet our emblem is correct - two liberals look aside and do not see what is happening under their nose...

- Boys, don't look for "There " in clubs and bars.
She sleeps at home at night.
What fucking shit? To knock at the window?

Burzumcheg: a friend brought an ancient system, said the operative does not pass...you would see his rod when I got it, blinked on both sides, knocked back... and it worked.

XXX: I think I will never be able to be true with the amount of study that I have... I will have to put my brain into textbooks anyway) I’m a kind of educational prostitute.
YYY: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XXX: But you can’t hide from the truth... In the world of study, I’m a very miserable person. Even the group tried - did several items at once... and it happened that even all night! Oh yeah, I’ve tried it in a public place – right in the cafe! And in the metro. Where am I going.
YYY: Ahphah a in the church???)
XXX is no. I would not have come before! I worked in my own room in the Maldives. And then on the beach.
YYY: Ahahha stop it! My turbulent fantasy does not lead me there.
XXX: Just I will remind you of the magical word "TUTORIAL!!" ;
YYY: Maybe without them?
XXX: Yes, I don't always use them, sometimes everything is pure by memory and by background)
But it is not safe, it is better to use textbooks.

He lived a good ppepod and he did not give anyone an absolute "insatisfactory" assessment. And he taught, I have to say, something like a BJD in the water institute. The boys came to the point that they decided to get a couple for a dispute with him. And here is one of the athletes (C) enters the ppepod (P) and follows the dialogue:
B – Buy a ticket.
(C) (beep the ticket) I know!! to
Q. How are you. Okay, beat it again.
C: I don’t know that either. In general, I am not ready. Goody, maybe better...
(P) - Hey no, wait, take another, suddenly you know!
(C) Yes, and I don’t know that!
(P) – Hy-ka, let’s see... Ta-a-ak-s, action in case of a ship fire... Hy, young man, what are you going to do?
I know a-a-a...
Think, think and think! Hurry to!! to
(C) – Hy-y-y... Hy-y-y... Probably nothing...
(P) It is very good! You have to panic!! Four balls...

A happy family is when dad works and mom is beautiful.