Gomez: The first snow in Moscow reveals a subtype of a deer on the roads – an African deer. That is, an individual who has never seen snow before and almost instantly arranges an accident from shock. Massa, inspector, I steered the car smoothly, and then white flies began to fall from the sky.

XXX is oh! Glad you are online. I have a question in the category "The Most Difficult Questions", and more precisely "What Men Want"
Yyy: Minet and Chocolate
YYY: Or is it not about me?

The question of copying:

I was looking for a movie and could not find it anywhere, but I really wanted to see it. And decided to pay for watching it even the price of a movie ticket. And all the sites that offered me to buy content turned out to be a scam. Do you know what was written in the contract? You pay for the trailer. 200 rubles, for a trailer. Although under the video announcement of viewing the full version. In general, only torrent, only savings.

N: Today half of the Hindus have left.
L: You had five of them!

My wife told me she was getting married to one of our friends. Non-profit, average wealth, although it has been sought for a long time. When I asked him what he was doing, she replied that he was the most unusual man in the world. When two feathers pulled over the ice on his fordyk of 99 years, he only said: Holy fricadels! But not that!!! to

The second day of my birthday (53 years) in the country:
They went into the woods, shot from a pump on crows and snowmen.
fried sausages and on rye;
After bathing with bathing;
A goodbye beer at the fireplace.
I have been actively involved in all this. Judging by the photos...

Oh, this bad habit at the moment of thoughtfulness to read in the ears of advertisements... I buy rubber product No. 2 in the pharmacy. In expectation I thought and read "...the vagina has no chances!". The pharmacist, the man of the best soul, only whispered and nodded) read, it turned out - angina has no chance!

I work as a lawyer in a film production company. When I watch movies on telephone, all the time on the machine I look for hidden advertising, tobacco products, alcohol, non-normative vocabulary, corrupt actions, propaganda of homosexuality and other "charms" :) Mom doesn't like to watch movies with me, because I start listing all this out loud)))) She says she has raised a very corrupt child! )))))))

I sit in the dining room. A man comes in and asks the cook:
"What kind of soup is it?"
The cook answers: " mushrooms or fries with fries".
Give me a borst.
A: There is no border.
H: So then harcho...

How did you make toilet paper for 970 rubles?
of the ruble.

On the way to work I went to the refueling station, diesel Deff, a good fun mood, by the fun I ask the operator: Solarica fresh? The answer rushed into a minute of stupor: No, take better gasoline!

xxx: I have a neighbor here on the top of the buoy on the guitar, and the rhythm of the suck is kicking off with a straight foot.
XXX: On my ceiling
It's not from above, it's a hyunate, not a guitar, it's a piano fuck
zzzz: ahaha, fuck you are confusing them
XXX: But the rhythm tosses off the foot like the ceiling.
Zzzz: He’s probably pressing on the paddle...
If so, then the piano will not last long, but from the beginning it was like a guitar.
zzz: he straight on the strings in the body
zzz: I fell the piano on my knees and shook the strings like a rock guitar.

With your nuts!Every autumn we brought them with bags and crushed them with a garlic press.Only until I got married (and then a few years later) I learned that it was not a garlic crush, but a garlic mother-e-draw.But my wife appreciated the method.
Z is.Garlic has always been made on a small turtle.

Pirates vs copyrasses, another spin of splashing saliva - sponge - cockroaches. Long noted: the more frequently and annoyingly advertised product name% in the media, the worse the quality. The louder someone cries about unreceived money and protective efforts, the worse is the %product produced or sponsored by them. Such a feeling that they require to pay for the time and effort spent on these loud cries "our product is not buy-your-out" and obsession, but to spend time with efforts to produce something quality mind is not enough, and just lazy.

This / This :
A known cat regularly fell out of the sixth floor lodge. He was chasing the blue. He was killed for the ninth time. and honestly.

Your acquaintance is just a wardrobe, not a hostess. Normal people have enough of other people’s precedents, well, 1 time, if they are dumb, that the cat can fall out and hurt her and possibly fatal. Networks for windows or a glazed balcony.
With disrespect and contempt.

Supplementary
CIA: Vladimir Volfovich... please delay... we are recording!!! to
zzz: A nephig was the original to lose.

Remember, from the test reactor a beam of alpha chastises was removed, and directed radiation evaporated the peel of nuts. I tried once and with the almond, but it burns.

Zzz: Interesting fact number two: if my mom gives you a pack of small dried peppers with the inscription in French and says that these peppers are generally fire, one is enough for a pot and then it will be very sharp - then my mom should believe.
My mom does not say.

P.S I am breathing fire.

Anna: I also have a basic question, there are 1 or 0 in the sex field, what does that mean?
I: Well understandably, 0 - female, 1 - male
Why is it so, and not vice versa?
I: Noah... how to tell you.... ))

Girl, you have such beautiful legs!
MIO: your breasts, they will be the same.