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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №240
 18.12.2007
XX: I have a museum design and just noticed that it looks like a cock on the plane
The museum of men’s penises.
XX: No, it is just a tank museum!! to
XX: Niibazzo was an avant-garde tank

c) DiRTY

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №239
 18.12.2007
Constantine is
Why don’t you study?

Xyliya
I am so beautiful

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №238
 18.12.2007
She
Question to a hairdresser.
He is
by Dafa! =
She
Under the light blue jeans is better white or blue sweater?
He is
Under the blue under the light blue jeans, it is better to wear strings!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №237
 18.12.2007
She: Come to Me
He: I can't, I have hole socks
She: Are there others?
Others are dirty.
Are they not dirty or dirty?
He is: Yes. They are wet.
And what about dry?
Yes, but one
She: And the second? OOO
he: and the second is filled with grass and transformed into soGs)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №236
 18.12.2007
It is a car accident.
Vincent (17:11:43 12/12/2007)
How did Part 1 end?

Fedore Core (17:14:09 12/12/2007)
Harry understand him. The wolves went on a water drink, and the wise Maugli went to pay a fine of 100 rubles. Then the loses dropped Maugli and he went to court.

Fedore Core (17:14:24 12/12/2007)
I was sentenced to be a vicious offender.

Vincent (17:14:32 12/12/2007)
Did Figo pay the Mowgli penalty?

Fedore Core (17:14:36 12/12/2007)
They told me to go to court with this decision.

Fedore Core (17:14:55 12/12/2007)
for the fact that Maugli, flying on his liana past Kaa, did not give him the way

Vincent (17:15:04 12/12/2007)
Mowgli is going to wreck the Race of Losey?

Vincent (17:15:28 12/12/2007)
And the fact that the wise Kaa flew on a counter-liane now doesn’t matter?

Fedore Core (17:17:21 12/12/2007)
Tomorrow Mowgli will go to Sherhan and clarify exactly how to divide Kaa in court.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №235
 18.12.2007
We put black and white printers in the technar.
In the lab, someone put a piece of paper with a colored picture in him.
passes past the reed, pulls out this leaflet, looks at it for a minute and gives:
0_0 "It turns out to be colorful"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №234
 18.12.2007
k06@ (18:12:45 15/12/2007)
I jumped 5605 runs.

ColdFusion (18:41:03 15/12/2007)
Stay in Rolling

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №233
 18.12.2007
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Go on, do what you do!
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Well with the girls there get to know, by studying to work, work fit.
WOW: Chief, I’m currently in a session that I’ve got all the machine. I am on paid school leave for almost 2 months. My girlfriend, my future wife, I had just taken home. What other proposals will be made?
Tagged: eeee
Well then I went to pasture the turtles further.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №232
 18.12.2007
Irene (22:19:58 16/12/2007)
Fuck my mom fucked in the head.
Irene (22:20:46 16/12/2007)
During the lecture, she stumbled on her forehead and said, “All communication with space has been closed.”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №231
 18.12.2007
Hello to the Rabbit! I have a virus in my mail agent. What should I do?
What did he write?
The rabbit yes.
First of all, what?
Archbishop himself, who jumped from neta
First I did not understand.
When I delete it in antivirus, nothing works, it is not deleted.
What did he write? Include the ASCII!
No, it is OK at the time.
Am I a fool, or do you clarify?
Here is the rabbit! I always told you about it! You can’t clear up normally!
Primary O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №230
 18.12.2007
wo4
Sweeping in the sea. by night. in the winter. It is cool!

VMJ
Are you sure?

wo4
Yes to! You are shaking, and a dark abyss looks at you. It can be fooled.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №229
 18.12.2007
YYY grabbed the valerian cat on the back of the neck and rejoices: Puppetchev is resting.
XXX is a bitch!! and :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №228
 18.12.2007
<RAID_wrk>what do you do?
<Natasha > Playing in Quaka
<RAID_wrk>O_0
<RAID_wrk> pregnant wife home entertainer
<Natacho > home cold, heating cut off, want to break in half...
<RAID_wrk> where did I watch when I got married????? to

Negative: Where... on the breasts...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №227
 18.12.2007
On the door of the wardrobe weighs a sign "For damaging and losing the label a penalty of 100p", a guy for 30 minutes explained to the wardrobe that the condition is not fulfilled, because the condition is not fulfilled. He just broke the mark, but he didn’t lose, so he won’t pay anything.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №226
 18.12.2007
A real man should know everything except the answer to two questions: “Where are my socks?” and “Why are they here?” The"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №225
 18.12.2007
He>> A girl like a brand, if you dress well, then you won’t get rid of it.
She<< Well why, you can also remove it)
(Alex&&Ksenya)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №224
 18.12.2007
Now I was on the bus, the evening is full, a folder with two sons arrives at the stop. The next stop after 7 minutes of driving, a hot quarrel between the two young men (where 4 years each).
1: Let's come and we will smash!
2: I will not, your terrible, I will be good to smash!
1: No, we will be scary to watch!
2: No...

Shorten the length, whisper. Minutes 2 argue, and here, the one who wanted to look, turns around and says:

Then I’ll kill you and watch a good cartoon!

The evil defeated and hysterically drove to its stop.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №223
 18.12.2007
YYYY
Are you not a photographer?

XXX is
Emm, no, I’m just processing photos.

YYYY
Sadly


YYYY
Do you work in photoshop?

XXX is
At night under the blanket.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №222
 18.12.2007
Storytelling
I heard such an interesting conversation...there is a fight between two first-class boys (well, they are typically choked), here a girl from their course fits and says: boys, the institute is not a place for sex! And here the girl who is acquainted with the third course rushes like a misleading: When you are silenced at the first session, you will be convinced of the opposite!))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №221
 18.12.2007
Frank Rubel (16:45:25)
Now the mail came from customers from nehuyasebe@aol.com ))

by Frank Rubel (16:45:44)
I doubt they are Americans.

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