Officials of the Ministry of Industry came up with a proposal to limit the life of cars by 25 years, as dangerous to society. Guided by the same goal, the Russians propose to limit the working age of officials, for example, by 45 years, without waiting for signs of complete marasma to appear in them.

Hello you sunshine!
Are you already talking with your pillow?
I: Daaa, we are friends with her. Are you with your pillow?
I am a friend with my head.

They say that people who replace letters in matte words with all sorts of *%;", instead of genitals - black squares.

Dear Father Christmas! Do so that in the New Year I don’t have to scratch anymore!! Well please!!! to

Night_Rain nice Santa broke up with a stick and after NG stopped standing

All my debt to my homeland was withdrawn from me by the employees of GIBD. I ask you not to complain to me anymore.and ((

The server. by gen. The cleaning.
Under the layers of dust, the print, the heap of old iron, the voice because of the stand:
What kind of shit is this? (Listening to the system)
“It’s not shit, it’s our backup server,” said a stunned voice.
Is this the fucking server?! to
Yes, it’s fucking our backup server.

A tragic break.

Help me, or I’ll go crazy.
There appeared on my fingers. They hurt. I marry. A maid came, with a needle. Grit, let’s draw a cross on the nail – it will pass. Well, I stumbled, but poem, I say, paint. I painted. went to sleep. I wake up in the morning and...
Fuck the fuck, how, fuck the fuck? How does it work?? to

InfernalAubergine
In short, they tell me a story through a hundred-third person. A man came to the calling committee and pretended to be deaf.

InfernalAubergine
These members of the appeal committee let him scream in his ears, scare what they just didn’t do... he doesn’t react... well, they think he’s really deaf...

InfernalAubergine
They wrote in the card (or where there) that the word is not suitable, deaf.

InfernalAubergine
The guy with a happy smile goes to the door, all fucking, not fit! It goes to the door and stands on the threshold.

InfernalAubergine
Here the chairman with a calm voice "boy, you turn on the light, dark something"... And what you think...this idiot turned on :-D