xxx (21:11:57 17/12/2012)
Leha proved that the proverb "Whoever seeks will find" works!!! to

yyy (21:12:17 17/12/2012)
? to

xxx (21:12:40 17/12/2012)
He searched for something on Google and found it on the 54th page!!!! to

yyy (21:12:45 17/12/2012)
O_O

xxx (21:12:48 17/12/2012)
I wasn’t the third...

yyy (21:12:48 17/12/2012)
I was no more than 3)))

xxx (21:12:50 17/12/2012)
and 😉

They were in guests with acquaintances, he was a tru admin, she was a tru accountant. Interested in how they started to meet, because administrators and accountants are enemy?! She gets red, well, and he told the story: "Two years ago we worked at the same enterprise. I was forced to go out on Saturday to help me calculate my salary. The day didn’t go right away – the base fell, the electricity turned on and off, the computer in the blue screen throws out and she’s still fucking brains. Close to noon after another attack on my address, I grabbed the Scotch, broke her arms, wrapped her with a scotch, glued her mouth, ripped off her shirt and bended through her desk and fucking. After he finished, he gave her a knife for paper, and he himself went to the server waiting for the order of the police. The police did not come, but she entered the room and offered to drink tea together. After the tea we repeated again, at the same table, but without scotch.

Today, I was long and persistently required to connect some hose in the accounting office, as it turned out later it was the hose through which the Internet goes.

Driving training from a good friend:
-Buy a car, plant next to the corshman more experienced and chased, once 5-7 ride and everything will be OK )))
In the winter, indeed, it is harder to hear, but you learn faster, so I learned.
Then I went alone for the first time. to his grandmother. I almost got rid of three times, there were no cars at all :-D
I was so happy that day :-)
by :DDD

1: The MD
1: "...hhh: I remember having a biology textbook at school. So there to the member was attributed Lomonosov..."
2 What? → O_O
Freud must be drawn to a member, Freud.

Seth: We have a new contractor at the facility, a brigade from India.
Seth: They are engaged in the construction of the special foundation under the equipment.
Seth: I read the list of employees – Brigadier Naroyam Khuyam.
Seth: Narai Yam
Cesar is Khujam!
Seth is yes.

I asked why my young man started sending me fewer SMS with the purchase of a new phone.
He: Well, I am uncomfortable writing SMS on him!
I: And when I warned you about this, you didn’t listen to me!
He: Well, I didn’t take it for texting, but because I liked it outwardly!
I: I think that’s the principle you marry.

xxx: in Google, at the request of the "shy chicks", Don's Sphinx has never popped up.
Would you hate?
At first yes, but then I calmed down.
Did someone find the cat?
Which cat?

After intense sex:
You could have left a part of my body.
WOW: Nothing is terrible. You had all my ass.

XXX: Wikipedia is like that.
xxx: first "hello, let me help with lessons", and then "this is how plasma synchrophasotron works"

Comments on Video on YouTube
XXX is
This is fucking cool

YYYY
Fucking fucking?? wtf do u mean with that? haha

ZZZ
it means fucking fuck. and :)

YYYY
google translate not strong enough.

Aaa
try to translate green green green green green

YYYY
Green Green Green Green
...
It was all singed!

VicZhou: Mother Nature made us vegetarians – scientifically proven fact

Mother Nature has made us amebies, and then evolution has intervened.

From the hub: condemnation of the phone Sony Xperia tipo

Following the Xperia tipo specifically for the Russian market, the company Sony produces a compact model Xperia koroche and decorated with straws in the nostalgic style of the 90s Xperia vnature.

A kind mother calls me gladly to tell me: Lena, I finally found the perfect shoes for you. Everything as you wanted. black with red, without heels, very beautiful, you will like, they will go to you! But they are worth 20,000, so you won’t have them.

XXX: What do you think it was?
YYY: It was a surprise.
xxx: the surprise was when my girlfriend went to buy socks, and returned to carry a two-meter tree. And if you didn’t come to work for two days because you forgot, it’s shit, friend.

How do you prepare for the end of the world?
They walled the windows, bought canned food and looked at the neighbor weaker, so that there was someone to attack when the canned food was over.

xxx: sun, please download the installation file to Warcraft mail or give a link where to download for free
WOW : Seriously? Why? )
Do you regret doing a good thing?
Tagged with: "link"
WOW: A good deed? I gave heroin to my child.

At about 10 years old, engaged in terribly dark magic tried to enchant a boy with some magic and herbs at midnight at the full moon.
And then my mother gave me a lullaby for not sleeping so late, and the kitchen was dirty. Black magic is dangerous.

In the interview:
Staff: Are you drinking alcohol?
Well, every man drinks beer!

I like your ass too.
XX: I didn’t know how to say it more sensitively.
WOW: I would say so right away. In this phrase, the form is not important, but the content.
Unlike the ass, by the way.