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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147423
 18.12.2017
From the chat of residents of a new apartment house
1: Important opinion from the side - always made a towel dryer in the bathrooms, today two of the three sanitary officers said that there is no point and money for the wind - still the apartment in the middle and will be warm, and the towel dryer almost always in new houses will be cold. Tell me who thinks about this topic.
2: It will be cold until the entire stand is settled, this is how my sanitary officer told me.
I need a towel dryer, I tell you as a man who does not understand this, but the towel needs to be dried.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147422
 18.12.2017
If, from the ballad, all your friends send a message “You are oh...l!Half will not understand what the matter is, and half will start to justify themselves.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147421
 18.12.2017
and yesterday. Broadcast by Auto Radio. What do you do if you see a drunk man driving?
I really liked the answer of one lady – such people should be put to death!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147420
 18.12.2017
Hong Kong, Hong Kong, I would love you if there were neither heat nor moisture.
B: a, at +14, and a tenth at night. The walls and the floor are ice, you can only walk around the house in the thickness. With the heat, it is not so clear.
A: B, yes, these painful three days of winter)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147419
 18.12.2017
xxx: She hit the search engine of Yandex a word for translation, and at this very moment the Anglo-Russian dictionary fell from the shelf to the table demonstratively and even insultingly. It seemed even more intentional that it hadn’t happened to him before.
Naomi understood it.

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