The answers...

Do I have a gynecological disease? Do the eggs work normally?

No, the question is completely normal, but it is asked in the "Magic" section.

In general, I came to the conclusion that the less thoughts in the head at the time of the photo, the better it comes out.
Per this is the secret to the photogenicity of a whole category of people, but in general I do not hint at anything.

Is it possible not to work at 31pm?
xxx: here is my friend worked for the past new year, says it wasn't fun
YYY : Why?
xxx: he is a forensic expert, sitting in the office closed with an alcoholic guard all night.
xxx: and when there was a challenge, he could not wake the guard to get out.
I had to search his pockets.
YYY: It is cool!
YYY: This is the story
Well, of course, the coolest thing is that he was then looking for a corpse in the woods with the opera group, but this is his constant work, he is doing it all the time.
As you meet the New Year, so you will spend it.

Do not be wise:

<...> Here I am like a pearl, like a pearl...
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God, you even copy it, after your quazianecdotes...
This is a quote from the beautiful film "Clocked" performed by N. Karachenzov.
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Your "Crazy" was filmed in 1991, according to a 1988 story, and the joke was told when Kunin (author) was still a teenager (at 40 years old).

qqq: Several years saw (in Volgograd) the advertising poster: "COPE AND COPE OF GARDENS". Apparently, in the first case, the main thing is the process, and in the second - the result. and ;-)

Not yesterday. This morning at nine. Some unfortunate eight thousand marks! At nine in the morning, it was something else. And then they announced a new dollar exchange rate, and I can no longer buy a tie on them, only a bottle of cheap wine. I need a tie.

How much is a dollar worth now?

Today at noon it was worth thirty-six thousand marks! Only thirty thousand in the morning.

George Crow is looking at his cigar.

Thirty six thousand already! It goes faster than a cat novel. How will all this end?

“General bankruptcy, Mr. Field Marshal,” I answer. So far we have to live.

P.S Read the quote, swallow a good Erzac coffee. Life is going on.)

Title on the Commercial website:
'' Banks are afraid and borrowing'
The voice is perceived unambiguously.

I was pregnant with Ulysses. When I get back, I tell my husband and son that we have a girl. A 5-year-old boy asks, “How did the doctor know that she was a girl?” I explain that on the "TV" can be seen fingers, legs and in the "writing" Son (with horror) - What is there without cowards?

The Antikafe? Does it take tea and plushes from visitors?

x: beef in the dining room is imported, out of the cottage is already 150p.
y: but the mice and paper are domestic, the sausages are still 100.

In the game
I have seen the elves in the army of elves-horse.
The elephant horses?
- Apparently the elves did not have enough women and they were attracted to horses!
This is a centaur!