<_sanya> how to make the water flowing from the crane?
<M2> the car you take,
<M2> you try to rotate the handle from the crane, if it works and the water has flowed - all the norms
<M2> in the kitchen
<_sandy> 3dsmax
<M2> I was expecting... I was expecting this understandable addition to the question

Hi to! I have two bottles of vodka for you, one good and one bad. Which to start?

KAC: Sometimes the sky is black, and sometimes red and pink.
My head is broken, I can’t imagine why.
Legioner: it’s red angels watching what’s happening at night in the city ;-)

<S3rge> Listen, have you ever burned two-layer DVDs?
<Ellectu> oh, it was a matter
<S3rge> well and how, there was no constipation?
<Ellectu> no, okay shit, thank you
<S3rge> black

They flew from Vladivostok to Moscow on the Tu-114. It was long ago. Dick is here. The flies were flying in the room. And I all looked at her and thought, like, let's land, she will fly out of the salon and how will she look for the way home?! to

xxx: There are specially trained holes on the panel.yyy: mmm... I just want to clarify – are we talking about the router?

polosatyj: Sunday... we are here in the vegetable bed.)
Katy: In which one?
polosatyj: like vegetables we lie on the couch all day
polosatyj: Toleg baklažančeg, and I am tomato ))
polosatyj: From the light of the monitors we photosynthesize and release young green shoots ))

<User> Do you play online?
<Warlord> are you a blonde?
<User> You are stupid
<User> But Blandon

Shrec : AAA! Pedal around! How to protect yourself from rape?
Eat a lot of sweets :)

FeaR: ppc, I just noticed that the famous phrase from the dog heart "abyr", written in Latin, looks like "f,sh" – practically fish, which translates as fish!

Demlock: And if you write "fish" in English. The book is "abi" and only the letter r is missing. :)

X: We are doing repairs, we want to put the laminate. Paul had to settle. What is underneath it?
Neighbors from below?

Maniack: I have a picture here with a girl.
Maniack: I’ll tell you, 5 seconds...
[TwisteR]: Do you offer to teenage on a brothership?

I am sorry for the damn personal question, but how many partners did you have?

She : When?

I am dead...

In general, in sex.

It is: at the same time? Are women counted?

You don’t have any acquaintances, cat. The cars are chasing from the Lord?In short from the Far East...I need Japanese.
I want the right driving.
Why the right? How is he better?
Because it is better and more comfortable.
Which situations are more comfortable?
I smoke with my right hand.

BelSat> эх need to urgently reassemble the core of the OS in your brain, or the discrepancy of priorities for tasks causes the kernel panic. My wife's butts are performed in the background and also pass through a powerful spam filter. And it requires real time priority :)
<i-sat> it is a familiar bag!

<MOl> Are you a blonde?
<MOl> electricity fairly
<baby_girl> No, I am brunette!

I saw your friend and he went and smoked!
This is a shit and he said he gave up! I will learn it quickly!
Especially if you go around and smoke the same thing.
Son of Ept!
"s" is offline

/loyso_Pondohva

and Homer:
Does your bank give loans under the honest word?
Without a problem...
What if I don’t return?
You will be ashamed before God when you stand.
When it will still be...
If you don’t get the fifth, you’ll get the sixth.

and Homer:
This was sent to us by the supplier. We owe him for a long time.
and vkv:
Dismissed Nash

On the road a piece of a buffer with the front number broke off, so so that the backscores did not stop often we wrapped the rear number to the mouth.
On the road in Basilica:
Where is the back number?
Dad: Well, the front departed, removed from the back and twisted to the mouth.
A: Where is the back?
Father: in front
Mente: I understand it! Where is the back?
Dad: He was put on the front because the front collapsed.
Fuck, where is the back?? to
I am AAAA!! Comrade the policeman, here he is!! The back is lost!! to
The Mente: Aaa So would they say. Is your front wire curved?
...

xxxx with whom?
YYY: with Tania
Is this your left or right hand?
Your sister is an idiot!