I love women's magazines)))) I went to the barber, to fix my hair for Christmas. While waiting for her turn, she read a magazine, a section to which readers send their letters with problems, and in the next issue they will blink advice from other readers. Letter: "Of course, my husband and I have had trouble lately. We have a one-year-old child, so I don't work, I sit with him, my mother helps me understand. My husband doesn’t like that she lives with us. He comes home at 7 o’clock, he is cooking (I honestly admit, I can’t cook, so he is always cooking), we are eating and at 9 o’clock he is already sleeping that he’s tired and wants to sleep! Very rarely I manage to persuade him to clean up - to wash the floor or the bathroom, to clean the dust. I’m looking at the child, it’s hard work too! How can I convince him to be careful with me? He works as the head of the IT department, I don’t think he’s so tired!
The answer.
I would sell you and your mom for organs!! stupidly!! to

by 111:
The most terrifying phrase of school childhood: sheaak, get the double leaflets.
You probably weren’t terrible! you are awesome!
by 111:
What a distinction I am.
2nd round
111: round, An, usually, stupid
222: Okay, but note - it wasn't I said.

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For roaming in general
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HHH: I couldn’t convince you that I didn’t review porn, but accidentally pressed two buttons at once :(

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In the street -28, in the sky no clouds and the sun shines=)
The sun is mocking!!! to

From the news:
Lawmakers read x thousand comments to the law on education and decided to add Russian to the mandatory program.

xxx: work no time, only reports
YYY: So write in the reports that you are.

Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

This was the first time I shot with a small-caliber weapon. I have put the status in contact: low caliber!!! to
First comment: Are you on a date?

May it be useful to anyone!! to
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Nothing is like the phrase "What is it that you are so evil"?

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Homosexuality: No and what? such
Adi Dassler: Now I’ll read you one passage that I know for memory. He is suitable for such a case.
Adi Dassler: The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel. Chapter 25, Verse 17
Adi Dassler: And I will take great revenge on them.
Adi Dassler: Punishment is fierce
Adi Dassler: over those who intend to poison and harm my brothers!
Adi Dassler: And you will know that my name is God,
Adi Dassler: When my revenge falls on you!
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