I bought a cooking costume. The girl said we were going to play a role-playing game: I was going to be in a chef costume and she was going to be in a turkey costume. And I’ll cook it...
c) Nigmat

Oh, youth... There was a time when I was explaining to my son why the Mermaid and the Terminator are talking in one voice!

and Anchay:
I read the news on Yandex over the last few days:
1st The French Defense Ministry confirmed on Monday the collision of French and British nuclear submarines in the Atlantic Ocean.
2nd Two passenger trains collided in the Czech Republic.
Three On February 11, two satellites collided over Siberia for the first time.
On the 14th of February, the two find each other.

My 3 year old son is in the bus. A grandfather standing next to the child begins a conversation:
Where are we going with my mom?
To my grandfather.
What are you and your grandfather going to do?
Drink the vodka!
There is no scene, the laughter of my mother. Everyone around me had to explain that they were just going to paint the boat to grandfather.

<chrome> how these shoes with wheels are called
<chrome> type of rollers
<chrome> wheels are removed and you can walk
<Spring> and Spring>

We start gymnastics for those who read Bach.

The minimum program:
Straighten the back.
Remove the hand from the beard.
I closed my eyes for 5 seconds.

The optimum program:
They stood up, stood up, and made a couple of easy fastenings.

The maximum program:
- Press the cross in the upper right corner and push to work-sleep-eat-have sex-feed a cat-walk a dog-prepare for the exam (need to emphasize)

Do not eat at the table!! to

P.S Thank you very much to the one who first wrote about the left hand on the beard! Your contribution to the health of the nation is invaluable, friend!

<Loki iv Kusto>Today was on medical examination in the military department. (D) the dermatovenerologist is hot=)
Are there complaints on the skin?
I do not.
Did the girls have sexual contacts?
I was.
D is protected?
and yes.
D Why?

xxx: what is "Nastja is typing" in the window, and nothing appears?
YYYY: Well... how... Nastia is stupid ;)

The companion was in the army, the combat gave them the task to the clerk to peel the branches on the trees to a height of two meters, well, the clerk said to the deputy, the deputy gathered the clerk and said, it was necessary to peel the trees to a height of two meters, well, the boys took the gasoline seals and peeled, left such beautiful clean pni two meters in height, the clerk when he saw the oral pleased, "you're going to cheat the pydoras tomorrow the branches back you'll be knocking".)))))

From the forum.kaspersky.com

SvetlanaSemenenko
28 July 2005 08:20
Dear Defenders of Viruses.
I have a problem with viruses. My computer is starting to behave inappropriately. As long as I did not insist on it (on myself), it started to turn off in the middle of the day. Sometimes it turns off, sometimes not.
Our computer engineers said that this malicious virus has stolen into my folders and could destroy everything there. It was recommended to ask for help here, from leading virus engineers.
And another problem. A neighbor’s computer has a Kaspersky program installed, which shows us a umbrella every morning. There was no rain and there was no rain. Computer scientists say this program is just catching viruses at this point, and we think it’s lying about the weather. Who of us is right?
Thanks in advance. and Svetlana.

Tristram
28 July 2005 09:53
5 Points

What is the name of the new GTA? Who knows?
Tagged: gta4
zzz: Captain Evidence is back with us.

Where are the prices in these regions? In Moscow 10000Kbit / s (I write - ten thousand kilobits, so there is no disagreement), for some wooden 850 rubles!!! to

Dmitry Anatolyevich make a slide, so that it is everywhere as well as in Moscow! I voted for you!

Matthew Spg. Prep: "We write the definition: a matrix is a rectangular table with numbers. Everything is good in this definition, except for three things: the matrix is not rectangular, it is not a table, and it does not contain numbers.

J**s ‎(12.02.2009 16:17)
The film yesterday watched 7 lives, there he got into the DTP and because of it 7 people died, so he gave 7 of his organs to those who needed a transplant and his girlfriend gave his heart and died (such as a melodrama), so I offer 2 part to shoot where this devaha kills all these people and collects it in parts, whose eyes, whose kidneys, in the film will be

Moorze
Children are terrible...

by Lestat
Gandalf is unfair.

by Lestat
And the children of Gandons are terribly unfair!

Status in aske "We fuck and we strengthen"

Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Are you back at work?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Ugu :((
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : What did he do?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Taking a food film, went into the sorting for the staff. He raised the hood and the seat. I wore the toilet myself.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Dalmatian... :)))
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : When you stretch the film, nothing is noticeable. I drank coffee and sat down at the end of the hallway to watch the picture.
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : The first director went to the toilet. It came out quickly...
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And how did she know that it was you?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : And do we have other idiots at work? It is :)
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly :))))
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And what did she tell you? What recovery?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Deprived of the prize. He said it was the last warning.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Do you have a big prize?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : I do not know. I have never received. It’s not a fate... :(
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly so. by Dolphin ?

I work in the administration, my grandmother recently came, said she was dissatisfied with the work of the administration and will complain to Obama :D

Thor: Wondering, are Hindus making documentary movies?
Grey Lion: ah.... I can imagine a film about the Second World War for example - "Zitler and Hitler" :))

Today’s children are fascinated by fantasy.
He was taught with his younger brother, but he did not like it.
Well, I told him to compose while I smoked.
When he returned, he said what he wrote, and what you would think:
I bought a horse.
I will not show you.
Taking such eggs.
I am crazy about them.

I sit at work, on the radio is a survey on the topic: "Child fears". Well, as everyone believes, who is dark, who is high and here among all:
And I still don't like ice cream, my grandmother in childhood forced me to eat it with bread, so that the throat didn't get cold.