Hike by gradusov?
2:25 in Peter : )
3:20 in Volgograd
4: 4.5% in the clinic

The truth is, they say, “Whoever has a big nose, he has a big penis.”
YYY: But I don’t have a big nose.
XX: Here I say that I was not wrong!

I found a way not to be late to work: to forget the makeup.

Oh yeah, and then, what a necrophilia, it’s still warm))
O_o O_o
Ups, not the window
WOW: You know, I begin to suspect that our further acquaintance will not lead to anything good...

XXX should be taken by the members.
YYY I am with you!
XXX "smash members" - it's we go to the gym.. not what you think.

The nurse is out of the chamber, and he is her "sister! Do you give me a minecraft? Do you have a cup of tea?"
My sisters don’t drink tea!! to

Today was a publicity campaign:
In honor of the Day of Defender of the Fatherland, superaction in the solarium! Bring a friend and get a 35% discount and pedicure as a gift!"

Make a pedicure, be a man, bleat.

I sat in the inlet and did not notice how time passed, my mom is here to come to visit, I jump up and start to quickly wash the floors. My mom comes in and says:"And you just wanted to get clean! What my husband replied:"Before the president comes, the asphalt is also laid)))

In the dining room:
- give a cake "cake" for 11p 40k, please.
It is 14 rubles.
It is 11.40 like that.
Oh yes surely! 12 is 80k.

My friends went to Peter and said:
In the hotel they call in the room, offer "entertainment" in the evening. They agree. Coming "mamma" and fifth of the girls, the choice means. Well he asks the guy what they know, what they do, the jump is worth it. Momka informs about tariffs and services. But to the question "a in the ass?" he got a brilliant answer:
" The young man It is a cultural capital! They don’t get in the ass!"

I could not ignore:
"To this smart man:
"I have in aske anti-spam asks when requesting authorization: how much will be 2+3*4-5
There is another blonde.

Request for Authorization

Only the answers:
15 is
15 is
thirteen
fifty
Fifth of
15 is fucking
Fuck to 15
15 is fucking.
Go on"

What’s funny about that, fucking? You can’t normally set up anti-spam, so don’t mock a girl. The answer was correct."

You are not that girl? 😉 The accountants of Bla...

The clash between us ended when he stopped smelling the food I had cooked.
xxx: and began to smell the one that his mother is cooking -)

Advertising is chased on the radio - "Pay the utility payments on the Russian Post! It’s fast and convenient!" And I thought, obviously false information in advertising is prohibited by law...

The xxx:
You are where? We decided to go with Zzz in the coffee shop!
YYYY :
Glad for you. I suddenly got angina.
The xxx:
Ahahah, and we’ve got the ice cream! Fistachovo with caramel syrup! and :P
The xxx:
And when I cough, I feel the taste of pus in my mouth. It is colored like a caramel syrup.
YYYY :
This is the same >__<

XXX is fucking!
Sorry for my French.

YYY: What is it?

XXX is spaghetti. As usual, it was poured into a pot of peelings.

Recently, dressing a child in the morning to the kindergarten, it creates the impression that I am preparing to go out in the open space.

Conversation in Communion.
Listen, give me your plate, or Denis of mine ate and washed.

When I first looked at the Matrix in the sixth grade and obviously didn’t understand anything, the older brother explained to me that Morpheus was rough because he pierced the toilet with his head.

Winter is like Monday. You will be angry and you will not be angry.

From Habr:
When I was a child, I almost feared my grandmother in the village.
During the summer holidays, he wrapped 30 meters of wires between trees, made a simple contour and grounding, and connected all this to a high volume dynamic. During the day, it was heard so to yourself, if you lean closer - the words could be disassembled, but at night... I reasoned that once the receiver is not powered by the network or the battery, it can not be turned off. As a result, at night the whole house was raised to the ears, because the Germans cried loudly in the room!